Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 17

"LORD AINZ-SAMA!!" Shalltear screeched as she was checking if her body is fine.

It caused us all to flinch and I started to fall back Ainz caught me by my foot then sighed in relief "My chest is gone" Shalltear cried.

'She never had one' Ainz thought as Demiurge helped me back up onto his shoulder.

"Do you even know the situation you are in right now?" Albedo questioned her.

"Isn't it concerning? I mean her whole chest is gone?" I asked.

"Not her ribcage Aria" Ainz corrected me.

"Then what other chest do we have? treasure chest?" I tilted my head confused.

"I have the biggest chest but it's only for Lord Ainz!" Albedo smirked.

Ainz's jaw fell open 'Please stop with the innuendos already' I just pat his skull to comfort him.

Everyone else started having a go at Shalltear while Ainz walked to his throne and sat down he laughed a little and reached his hand out.

"You okay dad?" I asked.

"Just some old memories" He answered as he put down his hand.

Albedo came over and held out her hand "Ainz-sama" He took it and she way to easily pulled him up "Please scold her well."

"Yeah don't hold back on this idiot" Aura added.

Everyone added in their own little bit and Mare was the only one who said please be kind to her.

Ainz then laughed loudly "I will tell everyone now I'm the one at fault and we have gathered a lot of information so Shalltear your not guilty of anything."

"Thank you so much" She grinned.

"Demiurge explain everything to her" Ainz ordered.

"Yes! By the way, Sebas has yet to return to Nazarick" Demuirge informed us.

"He's bait" Ainz explained it was so sudden I started to choke on my sweet making everyone panic.

'GSHDHFHSJS!!' Came from Ainz's mind I then stopped and everyone sighed in relief.

"You okay? I'm sorry I caused you to choke on your sweet" Ainz turned his head to me.

"Yeah I'm fine" I smiled at him.

'I WANT HIM TO CHOKE ME!!' Albedo screeched in her mind.

She was drooling and put her hands to her neck Ainz took ten steps away this time and then coughed "We still don't know why Shalltear was targeted but it is likely Sebas who accompanied her will be the next target, Albedo gather a team that can scout the area near Sebas in stealth."

"Yes," Albedo nodded.

Ainz explained more on the unknown enemy we have and how he wants to strengthen Nazarick immediately.

He talked about making an army of the undead.

"Ainz-sama the undead made from human bodies only can be a pathetic level 40 Aura has found a village of lizard men why not attack and destroy them?" Albedo suggested.

Ainz looked to me and I tilted my head confused "I thought you would get excited that there might be a dragon" He explained.

"I can make my own anytime" I yawned.

'YEAH THAT'S A NORMAL THING TO SAY!! I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT CASUALLY!!' Ainz freaked out in his mind.

After this we did as many missions as we could to make back our money.