Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 18

"Now, would you like dinner? A bath? Or have me?" Albedo asked.

"You?" I mumbled confused.

"Oh, that's a speciality just for Lord Ainz, you will have many people in the future who will want to do that for you" Albedo informed me and I was still confused.

"No, that's not happening" Ainz spoke up he sounds angry, "Now, Albedo, what is the meaning of this?"

"Newlywed role-playing or I guess family roleplay" Albedo answered, "I heard that there is no better way for a new bride to greet her husband is with a hug, so how was it?"

"Oh, so that's why you threw yourself at him" I mumbled.

'So that's why she hasn't gone outside today, she wanted to do this, BUT WHO CARES WHY!? I have never gone out with a woman, let alone get married, what am I suppose to say?' Ainz was panicking while Albedo was moaning and it was getting louder each second that passed.

"Say that you're are happy" I whispered to him.

'ANGEL!!' He yelled in his head thankful for my help, "It was quite appealing, Albedo."

She took in a deep breath and made a weird face, "Why is her tongue out?" I mumbled.

Ainz just pulled my hood down very quickly so I couldn't see, and he made a small sound of fear next, "What's wrong?!" He panicked.

"I forgot ordinarily etiquette dictates that a new bride would greet her husband for the final showdown dressed in nothing but an apron, I will correct it at once if you want" Albedo squirmed when I lifted my hood back up.

"A fight?" I asked interested.

"Of dominance" She answered.

"Excuse me?" Ainz asked, he had a long delay because of shock.

"I can change here and now" Albedo informed him.

'NOOOOOO!' His mind screamed, 'The NPCs are all children to me, I couldn't do anything so uncalled for to those dear to me, besides she is only like this because I changed her settings.'

Most things he thought about confused me, "You changed her?" I asked.

"In a sense, yes" He answered.

"You changed me I'm so honoured!" Albedo squealed, "It must have been in my sleep, oh his hands must have roa-"

Ainz moved my head to be against his head to cover one of my ears and used his hand to cover my other ear.

He uncovered them once she was just moving her boobs around saying they didn't look right, "Albedo, we don't have time, we have to hold a debriefing to resolve the data we have gathered" Ainz said smart things.

"As you wish, Lord Ainz" She went back to normal.

We went to his study and he sat at his desk while I sat on it, I looked at the map Ainz got out, it's of all of E-Rantel and Albedo was glaring at it.

"I know it's upsetting seeing it just shows of human towns, however, getting anything more than this will prove to be difficult" Ainz explained.

"Understood, I will make copies and distribute them out to each guardian" Albedo informed him.

"Well, Aria, you can go off and have some fun" Ainz informed me.

"What am I suppose to do?" I asked.

"Be a kid, do what you want" He answered.

I already do that, but I just decided to find the others, "Okay, bye, dad, Alb- oh wait, you said something about family play, bye mum" I waved to them.