Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 38

"Lord Ainz, the emperor of the Baharuth Empire Jircvic Rune Fartlord El Nix would like to meet you" Albedo spoke up.

'They aren't going to stop calling me Fartlord, are they?' I read Fartlord's mind.

"Thank you for coming Emperor of the Baharuth empire, I am the master of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Ainz Ooal Gown and I can see you have met my daughter" Ainz greeted him.

"Yes, she's been very sweet" Fartlord replied, and we heard many smashing sounds.

The floor below Albedo and Demiurge now has their footsteps indented in them and the holes go down quite far "Okay, Aria won't ever get a boyfriend" Ainz mumbled to himself.

"Lord Ainz, I believe it's blasphemous that an inferior species like humans dare to speak to you both as an equal, prostrate yourselves!" Demiurge demanded making them go to one knee "They also don't understand that simply describing Lady Aria as sweet is-!"

"Stop, Demiurge!" Ainz yelled.

"Yes, you are free to move" Demiurge announced "Now I will teach you that no word can describe how adorable Lady Ari-"

"Demiurge stop that too" Ainz facepalmed.

"Of course my Lord, you're right they wouldn't be able to understand" He nodded.

I looked up to Ainz and he shrugged "We have done something very rude, I'm sorry my inability to control my subordinates is to blame will you forgive me? If you wish I will bow my head" Ainz asked and everyone was stunned.

"Of course they will, they look like they need to go the restroom like that old man did earlier" I pointed out.

'Oh, they do' Ainz hummed in his mind.

"There is no need for apology master Gown, a subordinate misunderstanding their master and acting out of control is a common occurrence" Fartlord spoke up.

"So it is common? Does everyone do the same thing as Albedo?" I asked Ainz.

He actually blushed somehow must be magic, he then just gave me a sweet to keep me quiet.

"It seems someone from my empire has done the same thing, I am embarrassed," Fartlord had a servant come forward with a huge pot.

"Soup?" I asked.

They then opened it "Oh, human soup" I mumbled.

'Shouldn't she be a little horrified? Should I be concerned?' Ainz was contemplating my sanity in his mind not paying attention to anything.

"This is the noble who sent intruders to your home, please accept it" Fartlord informed us and Demiurge brought the head over.

"So you interrupted my sleep" I looked into the pot "Ugly as I thought."

Demiurge took it out and put it in Ainz's outstretched hand thinking he wants it.

Ainz then came back to reality and his jaw fell open when he noticed the head 'WHEN DID THIS GET HERE!?' Ainz freaked out in his mind.

I then explained what he missed "I shall accept, what shall I do with it?" Ainz mumbled.

"Not good decoration" I commented.

"At least you have a good sense of style" Ainz sighed quietly then turned it into a death knight "Go join the line."

"Now Master Jircniv Rune Far.." Ainz stopped scaring them.

"Is something wrong?" The old man asked.

'Was it Farlord or Fartlord? This world did like doing innuendos' Ainz stared at his hand trying to remember.

"Fartlord El Nix" Ainz finished.

Fartlord looked done already "Jircniv is enough" Fartlord informed us.

"Then Master Jircniv since my subordinate acted so impolitely I will in turn disregard the trouble your noble has caused to my daughter," Ainz told them and they looked confused "She was woken up and kidnapped by some of them, but now there is no longer a need for an apology you may go home."

"We are going to be a bit busy now because of you we now know trouble will come to us even if we keep to ourselves, if that is the case we shall rise up and crush all trouble" Ainz informed them.

"What do you mean?" Fartlord looks like he wants to go to the toilet even more now.

"First, I will have any who dare cause harm to us pay for their foolish actions and after that, I will continue to eliminate every troubling thing until the quiet I love returns and my daughter can live without danger at every turn" Ainz explained.

'It is definitely the other way around but I don't need them going a toilet here' Ainz hummed to himself.

"Then how about an alliance?" Fartlord offered.

"You mean subservient to us?" Shalltear laughed, she then got kicked up the ass by Aura "That's not what is suppose to go there! Or what I like there!"

Ainz went to cover my ears but it was too late and I didn't understand what Shalltear meant.

"So noisy! I demand silence!" Ainz yelled 'EVERYONE DOES INNUENDOS!!' His mind yelled.

"Create a country in this land and rule over it as a King and your daughter will be the princess, I believe it will be a wonderful position worthy of Master Gown and Lady Aria, my empire will do everything in its power to assist you in such endeavours" Fartlord grinned nervously.

"I do not believe there is any merit for you, Master Jircniv" Ainz mumbled curiously.

"I wish to create friendly ties with you and the country you will create, for the future" He explained but his mind was screaming something else 'I DON'T WANT TO DIE!! THAT GIRL COULD KILL ME WITH HER PINKY OVER SOME SWEETS!!'

"I see, then I will look forward to it" Ainz accepted.

'He does not demand subservience?' Ainz thought confused.

"Sub?" I asked.

"I am" Albedo answered, I was still confused and Ainz facepalmed.

"I see, wonderful then if there is something you wish of us now, please tell me" Fartlord looked like he finally went to the restroom.

"I cannot think of any-" Ainz mumbled.

"More sweets" I grinned.

Fartlord nodded immediately a d Ainz sighed "I will contact you if there is anything" Ainz informed him.

"Then I will leave my secretary with you, Loune Vermillion" Fartlord pointed to some blonde guy.

"Then I shall leave Demiurge with you as you have forgiven his rudeness moments ago, I would like to leave things to him, he is a very trusted aide of mine if you speak with him I am sure any issues will be resolved with ease" Ainz explained.

'HE MADE A MOVE!!' Fartlord's mind yelled.

"You made a move?" I asked Ainz and he tilted his head to the side confused.

"He did? On who?" Albedo looked like she was about to go on a rage.

"Well!" Ainz exclaimed, "Today is the birth of a new alliance a day worthy of becoming a public holiday."

"So right" Fartlord repeated like ten times slowly losing his sanity with each word.

He finally left and Ainz sighed in relief "That went well."

I gave him a thumbs-up as Albedo took down a wall while screaming "WHO!?"

"She did well holding it in" I shrugged.