Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 54

"That man, who knows how to get to the Dwarven Kingdom is already before you, Zenberu." Cocytus called out to him.

"Yes." Zenberu looked up at us.

"Can you-" Ainz went ask.

"Yes, I like every sweet!" He panicked making everyone stare at him while they were screaming in their minds.

'HOW HE COULD INTERRUPT?! I WILL INTERRUPT HIS LIFE AND POO PROCESS!' Their minds went off.

"His intestines?" I mumbled confused. "Don't do that. He can't eat sweets then."

"I'm sorry, Lady Aria!" The ones who thought that exclaimed.

'MOST OF THEM BOWED! WHAT DID THEY WANT WITH HIS INTESTINES?! NOT SKIP ROPE AGAIN OR LIMBO, RIGHT?!' Ainz shivered and then coughed. "Can you lead us to where the dragons live and the Dwarven kingdom is?"

"Your majesty, do you really plan to have friendly relationships with them?" Zenberu asked us.

"Zenberu! How dare you question the words of Lord Ainz?!" Cocytus yelled.

"It's just that I was helped by the dwarves before." He explained.

"I want to be friends with them." I reassured him.

"Zenberu, we truly mean what we say. However, there may be conflict depending on how aggressively they respond. I hope you understand that such things can't be helped?" Ainz warned him.

"Of course." Zenberu nodded. 'I'm expecting Lady Aria will want one as a doll since they are very cute.'

"A doll?" I asked then got my Ainz plush out and held it up proudly. "Nothing can beat this! It's the most adorable thing in existence even cuter than me!"

"All hail Ainz-sama plush!" They yelled.

'That's so embarrassing!' Ainz held me in front of his face putting me up even higher and making everyone cheer again. 'STOP IT! I'M A SCARY OVERLORD! NOT A CUTE PLUSH!'

"Being cute is amazing." I informed Ainz. "So you are amazing!"

He blushed once again, and he had to take a break then he got back to the meeting. "Will you take us to them, then?" Ainz asked Zenberu.

"Yes!" He exclaimed.

Cocytus then huffed. 'But if we get Lady Aria more friends...she won't call me uncle anymore...SHE MIGHT FIND A BETTER UNCLE!' He fell onto his side and Ainz looked to me for an explanation.

"You will always be my uncle and even if I have another you will be my first uncle!" I exclaimed.

"I'm honoured! Any warrior would be!" Cocytus exclaimed.

"I would like to know everything about the dwarves, about their daily life and what kind of gifts they might like." Ainz explained. 'NOT HEADS! OR HEAD CUPS!'

"Demi would make those." I mumbled.

'He probably already has.' Ainz sighed.

"Lord Ainz." Cocytus spoke up. "Please sit and rest on something if you plan to have a lengthy conversation."

'USE ME!' Many minds yelled then Cocytus rolled onto the stage and was on all fours as he yelled for some reason.

"What is the meaning of this?" Ainz asked.

"Chair mode?" I asked.

"I have heard that you sat on Shalltear like this in the past." Cocytus explained.

"Well, that was a way to punish her." Ainz explained with a nervous tone.

"How about giving me sweets?" I asked, and I got a whole bag of them the size of me and I jumped off Ainz and dived into it.