Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 22

"It's ready, Lord Ainz!" Aura came running in.

"Good, let's go now" Ainz stood up and made a gate for us to travel to the new building.

Every guardian came along except for Victim, he was watching over Nazarick, "I'm sorry its a place that's not up to your standards" Aura apologised when we looked around.

"You made this all for us, that's awesome!" I exclaimed.

Aura smiled happily seeing we are both happy with the place, "Aura, tell me one thing, what is that?" Ainz pointed at a throne made of bones.

"Your brother?" I asked Ainz.

"What kind of bones are those?" Ainz asked, 'It would be like sitting on myself and bones can't be comfortable.'

"The bones are from various different animals, we assembled the best of Griffins, wyverns and the like" Demiurge answered making me frown.

"I want to ride them, not sit on their dead bodies" I added, "Anyway, aren't those human skulls or are there dragons with human heads?"

'THANK YOU!!' Ainz's mind yelled wanting to ask the same thing, 'I AM NOT SITTING ON THAT! NEITHER IS ARIA!!'

Ainz gave me a thumbs up showing he has a plan, "Shalltear, I promised you I would give you your punishment. right? I will give it to you now, yes, your humiliation."

Albedo was furious as Ainz used Shalltear like a chair, "Brillant!" Demiurge exclaimed.

I was dumbfounded by his reaction, "She seems to be enjoying it" I pointed out confused, I wouldn't want to be sat on.

"I'm sorry, Demiurge, this is the way it is and Aria can't sit on the seat either, it is to big for her to even get onto and it would be uncomfortable" Ainz apologised.

The reason I can't sit on it is because the cushion is made completely of teeth and there is a huge bone in the middle that would just impale me if I sat on it, they said it was supposed to be support for Ainz, "It would be good for torture" I suggested.

"Brillant idea!" Demiurge grinned.

'If we said that he should jump off a cliff and die he would say that is a good idea' I read Ainz's mind as he sighed.

"Lord Ainz, may I be excused from the room for a moment?" Albedo asked.

"Alright, go on" Ainz nodded.

She went out and we then had an earthquake along with the sounds of a banshee screaming, 'HOW DARE THAT BITCH!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME WITH HIS BUTT ON MY BACK!!'

"She wants your butt on her back" I informed Ainz.

Albedo then came back, "I'm back" She smiled brightly.

"Mmmm" Ainz hummed nervously, 'I didn't think sitting on someone could cause such anger, women are scary.'

"Aura, when I left the room, I bumped into a wall by mistake and it appears to be damaged, could you fix it later for me?" Albedo had a stiff smile on her face scaring Mare.

I went to look, 'How bad?' Ainz asked in his mind.

"We have a giant window now or an entrance for a dragon" I answered.

We heard Shalltear's breathing get heavier, "Is this to hard on you?" Ainz asked her.

"IT IS NOT HARD ON ME AT ALL! ON THE CONTRARY, I TAKE IT AS A REWARD!" She screeched.

Ainz's mouth fell open, he immediately got up then went back down making more sounds come out of her, 'This is my punishment' He told himself.

Ainz was staring at the ceiling, 'ARIA, STOP STARING! I FEEL LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG!!'