Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 4

The sky was very dark as we were going back. "Aria, are you okay?"

"Yeah!" I moved my head back up since I was leaning it on Ainz's head, I'm really sleepy.

"So amazing my lord!" Albedo fangirled to herself.

"What's wrong?" Ainz asked.

"Its nothing, but Lord Ainz, why did you save that human?" She asked him. "You even gave him such an important item."

'It was a useless item from the 500 yen gacha machine.' Ainz said in his mind.

"Gacha? Yen?" I asked and he stiffened up.

"I could have gone in your place." Albedo informed him. "There was no need to personally save a lower life form, Lord Ainz."

"I know your strength and trusted you Albedo, however, we don't know much about this world. We must always move forward believing the enemy is stronger than us and I wanted to teach Aria some magic." He explained.

"So that's why you used that man as a pawn, I believe your use of humans is impeccable, however, wasn't taking on the angel's blade a bad move?" Albedo asked.

"His magic sucked, why would it be a bad move?" I asked confused.

"I do know that Lady Aria, but there aren't any women who can tolerate a blade harming the one she loves." She explained.

"Let's go back home." Ainz spoke up and I nodded and leaned my head against his and fell asleep.

I woke up still on his shoulder in the throne room, I saw some of the others are smiling and laughing a little.

"Dad, why are you sitting so weirdly?" I asked as I rubbed my eyes.

Ainz is leaning to the side and it looks very uncomfortable. "I was thinking." He answered calmly while his mind answered differently. 'I didn't want to wake her up, if I moved to the side even a little, her head would have moved and woke her up.'

I smiled at him and somehow he blushed knowing I read his mind.

"How can a skull blush?" I asked.

'Good to know he can blush he must be able to get hard, as well!' I heard Albedo screaming in her mind, she was standing in front of us blushing madly.

"Hard? Where?" I asked.

Ainz was blushing even more now, he sighed and ruffled my hair. "There is one thing I must say immediately everyone, greater break item!" Ainz destroyed a flag.

Everyone went down onto one knee. "I have changed my name!" Ainz stood up and I fell back, he caught my foot in time and pulled me back up.

'That drop would have killed her!' He shouted in his mind panicking. "From now on, my name is Ainz Ooal Gown and my daughter is Aria Ooal Gown, you shall call us Ainz and Aria, stand now if you have any objections!"

"We have heard your precious names, we devote absolute loyalty to our venerable leader and daughter, all hail Ainz Ooal Gown and Aria Ooal Gown!" Albedo stood up with the rest.

I never thought I would be in this situation, I literally became a princess of an undead kingdom. "This will be fun." I giggled.

"This is an absolute order, make Ainz and Aria Ooal Gown an eternal legend!" Ainz demanded.

'The land, sky and sea I will spread our names to all intelligent creatures so that my name will reach friends that may have come to this world.' I was looking at him wanting to know what he meant, and he didn't move but he started sweating a lot.

"Albedo, are skeletons supposed to sweat a lot?" I asked.

"Oh, he's wet!" She exclaimed while moaning.

'STOPP!!' Ainz screamed in his mind.

Ainz ordered them to go do some things, and they quickly went off.

"Now your mission." Ainz looked up to me. "Go to sleep, you must be exhausted, you only slept for a bit today."

He walked into his study which has bookshelves all around the room and a big desk in the back. There is a table in the middle of the room with a sofa on each side.

Ainz put me on the sofa, I laid down and used a cushion as a pillow. 'Wait, there's no blanket.' He started panicking making me laugh, he then threw his cape over me.

He patted my head and went off to the desk, I didn't know what he did there because I fell asleep.

I woke up sometime later, I can hear Albedo talking. I sat up and the cape was still on my head as I rubbed my eyes. "I am sure Tabula Smaragdina would forgive you like a father would when marrying off his daughter."

"Am I getting a mum?" I asked still a little sleepy.

'AHAHDHFEJGDJHSDHSDHSK!' That all came from Ainz's mind.

There was a knock at the door and Shalltear came in. "Lord Ainz, I hope you're doing well and I hope you had a good sleep Lady Aria." She smiled at me.

"You as well Shalltear, and what brings you to my room today?" Ainz asked.

"I am here to gaze upon your exquisite form." She answered.

"Are bones that interesting?" I asked her.

"One bone is quite interesting." Shalltear giggled.

"Shalltear." Ainz warned her.

"Are you satisfied? Leave now, we are discussing important matters right now." Albedo demanded of her.

"Aria, don't turn out like that old lady when you get older, they always have so much free time since they have passed their expiration date." Shalltear smirked.

"Expiration date? Can you eat her?" I asked.

"Yes, you can." Albedo answered. 'I WANT AINZ TO!!' She yelled in her mind and Ainz slowly slouched down into his chair and groaned.

"Now Shalltear, you're telling me you're ripe for the picking? The goods you put on display seem quite nice but in reality..." Albedo laughed.

"Goods? Ripe?" I asked so confused about what is going on.

"Aria, come here." Ainz motioned for me to come over.

I went over and dragged his cape with me, he picked me up and put me on his lap. 'These two are making it so difficult to keep Aria innocent, I would be the worst father if I let my daughter get dirty-minded at this age.' He sighed.

"I will kill you bitch!" Shalltear got a red aura around her.

"Bit-" Ainz immediately covered my mouth.