Ainz has a kid!? (Overlord)

Chapter 31

It's been a while after the fake demon fight or as Ainz called it in his mind a lame villain entrance scene. Ainz was at his desk glaring down at it like it ate his sweets, that's a crime that is even more horrible than making a species go extinct.

I was wondering if something bad is going to happen, he then stood up straight surprising me when he slammed his hands onto the desk, "SAUNA!!" He yelled.

"Dad, are you okay?" I asked.

He looked at me then got embarrassed and sat back down in his seat, "Would you like me to prepare you for the sauna? Right here?" Albedo asked.

"No" He answered straight away, "Albedo, take the day off along with Shalltear and Aura, Aria you should go with them and spend some time with the girls."

Albedo and I looked at each other confused, "Are you sure Lord Ainz?" Albedo spoke up.

"Yes, I will have all other guardians take the day off as a reward for doing such great work" Ainz explained.

Albedo still retorted so Ainz had to push her and me out of the room, "What do you want to do?" I asked Albedo.

She had no clue since she has never not been busy and she then got a grin on her face, "Lady Aria, would you like to have a slime bath with me? It's quite relaxing" Albedo asked me.

"Slime bath?" I mumbled.

'NOOO, SHE IS NOT A LOLI!! I'M NOT LETTING HER GET NEAR ANYTHING THAT COULD LEAD TO THOSE SITUATIONS!' Ainz screamed in his mind behind the door, he was eavesdropping and I have never heard him go so high pitch before.

"A normal bath then?" I shrugged.

The door opened and Ainz patted my head praising me for some reason, he then went back into his office.

We decided to meet up with Shalltear and Aura instead of having a bath. We went out onto some big field since Albedo wanted to try out her gift Ainz got her.

She got changed into riding armour, "Come, my cavalry beast!" Albedo commanded and a magic circle appeared on the grass.

Then some kind of horse came up out of it, "Wow, he's a bicorn!" Aura exclaimed, "Look at the size of his horns and his muscles are so taut!"

"He is referred to as a War Bicorn Lord, it is also level 100" Albedo went to touch it but it dodged her hand.

I stepped closer to it and it hid behind Shalltear shaking, "What did I do?" I asked confused.

They shrugged and Aura and I had to stop Shalltear and Albedo from murdering it since they thought it was being rude to me.

"ANYONE WOULD LOVE LADY ARIA'S TOUCHES!! AND HAVING HER SMILE BEING AIMED AT YOU IS WORTH DYING A THOUSAND DEATHS FOR!!" Albedo screeched.

"Please stop!" Aura begged.

"Why are you two going after the horse's ass to kill it?" I mumbled.

We were finally able to get them to calm down, "What is its name?" Aura asked.

"Bicorn" Albedo answered.

"I think she means a personal name like mine and yours" I explained as I chased after the horse, it was scared of me for some reason.

"Oh, but is that necessary?" Albedo asked.

"It is your pet" Aura shrugged.

"He isn't really a pet and how can we be sure the same bicorn isn't summoned each time?" Albedo watched me chase him with a smile on her face.

"Then why not ask Kyouhukou?" Shalltear spoke up.

"Ko hoe?" I stopped chasing the horse.

"He is skilled at summoning his own kind" Shalltear explained.