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[ filler chapter so it's not as long soz bbys ] [ but kinda not a filler chapter... idk man ]
ATLAS FLICKED THROUGH the file that was in his lap, his eyes looking over the information of the alias' that he and Sam were supposed to be portraying. He turned his attention to Sam's section of the file and chuckled.
"Smiling tiger?" Atlas looked at Sam in the drivers seat. "That's what your name is supposed to be?"
Sam cut in before he could say anything else. "Stop it."
"What!" Atlas scoffed. "I didn't say anything!"
"But you were going to." Sam pointed out. "And I don't wanna hear anything about it. It's already bad enough I have to wear this stupid suit."
Atlas took a moment to look at Sam's outfit, grinning in amusement. "It's not that bad..."
"I look like a pimp!" Sam complained. "Why do you just get to wear a black suit and I have to wear this."
"Hey, don't blame me." Atlas said. "Blame the Smiling Tiger, this is how he dresses apparently."
Kate suddenly appeared through the gap in their seats, poking her head through. "Sam, until you have to wear the heels that I am, I don't want to hear another complaint— WHOA!"
The brunette was suddenly dragged back into her side of the car and Atlas laughed at the bickering he could hear from behind him. He looked over his shoulder at the back two seats, watching as Wanda lifted Kate's leg onto her lap so she could finish fastening her heels.
Wanda swatted away Kate's hand when she tried to protest. "Don't make me tie you down—"
"You're fastening them too tight!" Kate exclaimed.
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"Kate, if I do it any lower then they'll fall off."
"I'd rather them fall off than have no circulation in my feet."
Atlas pursed his lips in thought. "If I may—"
"NO!" Wanda and Kate both shouted at him in unison.
"Jesus..." Atlas mumbled, turning his attention back in front of him.
"You're approaching the auction now." Clint spoke up through comms. "So it's time for you guys to focus."
"That's his way of telling you to shut up, FYI." Natasha quipped with a laugh.
