Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Part 1

Ashswag: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Reddoons: ...what happened?
Ashswag: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Ashswag: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

Clown: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Zam: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Clown.

Clown: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Zam: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Chief: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Chief: Not you Branzy. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

Branzy: What are you doing here?
Chief: I could ask you the same question.
Branzy: I live here. This is my house.
Chief: I should probably ask you a different question.

Clown: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Branzy: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Clown: That one. I want that one