Part 4

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Branzy: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Branzy: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Branzy: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Branzy, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Branzy: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Rekrap: No, well, actually, it is.
Branzy: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Clown: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Branzy: Voldemort?
Clown: No.
Branzy: Is it Voldemort?
Clown: It's not Voldemort.
Branzy: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.

Clown: *angrily presses Branzy against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Branzy: ...
Branzy: Are we about to kiss-

Clown: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Rekrap & Branzy: Okay.
Clown: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Rekrap: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Branzy: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Zam: Ashswag...
Ashswag: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

Reddoons: I'm never having a debate with Ashswag again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

Clown: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Branzy: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Clown: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Branzy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Clown: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Rekrap: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Branzy: So are we flirting right now?
Clown: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Branzy: That doesn't answer my question

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