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Clownpierce : It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Branzy: Okay.

Ashswag: It's fucking summer.


Zam: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'

Don: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.


Pangi, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Pangi, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!


Branzy: We're friends, right, Rek?

Rek: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.


Pangi: You-! What the fuck are you doing here?!

Zam: What the hell do you mean? This is my house! Pangi: WHAT?!


Spoke : [creeping behind Parrot to stab him]

Parrot, loudly : I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about making cookies later.

Spoke pausing :

Spoke : ...what kind?


Bacon: Hello? plant, where on earth are you?

Plant: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the port. I am now in Kazimierz . I should be home by Thursday.

Bacon: Wait, wha-

Yeahjaron: Understandable, have a nice day.



Chief: You're unbelievable, Branzy.

Branzy: What do you mean? I got you guys what you wanted.

Rek: We wanted ice cream.

Branzy: No, you said you wanted, and I quote, "cones," so I got you cones.

Chief: Cones with ICE CREAM in them.

Branzy: Well it's not my fault that you didn't specify.

Rek: WHY WOULD WE ASK FOR JUST CONES?

Branzy: I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.


Clownpierce: *is carrying all the groceries*

Branzy: *holds out hand to help*

Clownpierce: * moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Branzy's hand*


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