Clownpierce : It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Branzy: Okay.
Ashswag: It's fucking summer.
Zam: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Don: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Pangi, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Pangi, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!
Branzy: We're friends, right, Rek?
Rek: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
Pangi: You-! What the fuck are you doing here?!
Zam: What the hell do you mean? This is my house! Pangi: WHAT?!
Spoke : [creeping behind Parrot to stab him]
Parrot, loudly : I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Spoke pausing :
Spoke : ...what kind?
Bacon: Hello? plant, where on earth are you?
Plant: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the port. I am now in Kazimierz . I should be home by Thursday.
Bacon: Wait, wha-
Yeahjaron: Understandable, have a nice day.
Chief: You're unbelievable, Branzy.
Branzy: What do you mean? I got you guys what you wanted.
Rek: We wanted ice cream.
Branzy: No, you said you wanted, and I quote, "cones," so I got you cones.
Chief: Cones with ICE CREAM in them.
Branzy: Well it's not my fault that you didn't specify.
Rek: WHY WOULD WE ASK FOR JUST CONES?
Branzy: I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.
Clownpierce: *is carrying all the groceries*
Branzy: *holds out hand to help*
Clownpierce: * moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Branzy's hand*
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