Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Untitled Part 22

Branzy: *runs to Rek with an excited smile*

RekRap: ??? Hello Branzy

Branzy: [goes for a fist bump]

RekRap: [bumps Branzy's fist]

Branzy: [turns his fist over]

[opens it]

[a frog jumps out on Rek]

RekRap: What's tha- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ashswag: Sup bitchs! guess who just came back from the dead!

Vitalasy: bitchs??

Subz: the Dead?!

....

Vitalasy,Subz and Branzy: ASH?!?!

Ashswag: I'm quick at math.
Subz: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
Ashswag: 24.
Subz: That wasn't even close.
Ashswag: But it was quick.

Branzy: Where's Ashswag, Vitalasy, and Subz?
McClutch: They're playing hide and seek.
Branzy: Where?
McClutch: I don't think you get how this game works.

Branzy: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Subz: I would hope He is not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
McClutch: In your pantry!
Branzy: Yeah... and eating them raw, and keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make him stop?
Subz: Is your friend here?
Branzy, motioning to Ashswag: Yeah.
Subz, to Ashswag: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Vitalasy: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Vitalasy: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Vitalasy: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Vitalasy, to Subz and McClutch: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Branzy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Ashswag: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Vitalasy: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Subz: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
McClutch: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[ is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Branzy: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Ashswag: You're in a prison cell :)
Vitalasy: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Ashswag: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Subz: I got a 1!
Ashswag: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

Branzy: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Ashswag: Is it me, Branzy?
Branzy: No, it's not you.
Vitalasy: Is it me, Branzy?
Branzy: It's not you either.
Subz: Is it me, Branzy?
Branzy:
Branzy, mockingly: Is IT mE Branzy?

Branzy: Wake me up...
Ashswag: Before you go go!
Vitalasy: When September ends...
Subz: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Branzy: Dammit, Ashswag!
Ashswag: What?! It wasn't me!
Branzy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Vitalasy!
Vitalasy: Not me either.
Branzy: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Subz: *whistles*