*At the funhouse*
Clown: Someone will die
Leo:
Branzy: Of fun!
*at McDonald's*
Poafa: *happily eating*
Terrain: You know the song "Old McDonald Had A Farm"
Poafa: Yeah?
Terrain: You ever wonder where the farm went?
Poafa: *no longer happily eating*
Parrot: the chances of you getting killed by your sibling is low
* Spoke walks in the room wearing a parrot costume*
Parrot: but never zero
Branzy: Can 2023 be the year I finally become hot?Clownpierce: No, but it can be the year you realize you always were.Branzy: Clownpierce:Branzy: Can it also be the year I start calling you mine?
Don: So, Zam is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught him five times now trying to train raccoons to fight.
Zam: You'll be thanking me one day when my raccoon battalion saves your life.
[first time bonding]PrinceZam, to Clownpierce: This is fun. I like this. Do you wanna hang out for a while and insult each other?
Baconwaffles: Change is inedible.
Plantlord: Don't you mean inevitable?
Baconwaffles, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Clownpierce : if you don't succeed at first it's only attempted murder
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there a translation to french if want to read
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Lifesteal incorrect quotes
HumorJust Lifesteal incorrect quotes dunno what else you want from me