Untitled Part 26

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*At the funhouse*

 Clown: Someone will die

 Leo: 

 Branzy: Of fun!


*at McDonald's* 

 Poafa: *happily eating* 

 Terrain: You know the song "Old McDonald Had A Farm" 

 Poafa: Yeah? 

 Terrain: You ever wonder where the farm went? 

 Poafa: *no longer happily eating*


Parrot: the chances of you getting killed by your sibling is low

* Spoke walks in the room wearing a parrot costume*

Parrot: but never zero


Branzy: Can 2023 be the year I finally become hot?Clownpierce: No, but it can be the year you realize you always were.Branzy: Clownpierce:Branzy: Can it also be the year I start calling you mine?


Don: So, Zam is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught him five times now trying to train raccoons to fight.

Zam: You'll be thanking me one day when my raccoon battalion saves your life.


[first time bonding]PrinceZam, to Clownpierce: This is fun. I like this. Do you wanna hang out for a while and insult each other?


Baconwaffles: Change is inedible.

Plantlord: Don't you mean inevitable?

Baconwaffles, spitting out coins: No, I did not.


Clownpierce : if you don't succeed at first it's only attempted murder



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