Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Untitled Part 11

Clown : Are you sure this is the right direction?
Ivory : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Rasplin: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Clown : In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Ivory : *turning to Rasplin* How tall are you? Clown : Hey Ivory ,

Ivory : Yes?
Clown : Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ivory :
Ivory : Where's Rasplin?

Clown , to Ivory : My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Ivory , motioning to themself and Rasplin: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Clown : If Ivory and I were drowning, who would you save?
Rasplin: You two can't swim?
Ivory : It's a hypothetical question, Rasplin! who would you save?
Rasplin: my time and effort.

Clown : Why are you on the floor?
Ivory : I'm depressed.
Ivory : Also I was stabbed, can you get Rasplin, please.

Clown , negotiating with Ivory : We have Rasplin. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Rasplin: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Clown :
Rasplin: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Clown : RASPLIN STOP

Clown : I know you snuck out last night, Ivory .
Rasplin: Play dumb!
Ivory : Who's Ivory ?
Rasplin: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Clown : So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Ivory does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Rasplin: If Ivory were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ivory jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Clown : You jump off a cliff!
Rasplin: Gladly. Provided Ivory did first.

Clown : Um, Ivory , why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Ivory : We need money!
Clown : You're scamming him?
Ivory : I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Clown : What?! No way!
Ivory : Why not? We already stole Rasplin!
Rasplin: Hey guys
Clown : No, we didn't. Rasplin can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Rasplin: I wanna steal