Cube, rushing into the room: It's terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Leowook: Cube, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Mid, would you get Cube some water?
Mid: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, "Thank God, the water's here!"?
*Chief and Branzy sitting in jail together*
Branzy: So who should we call?
Chief: I'd call Clown, but I feel safer in jail
Clown: Tell Branzy about the birds and the bees.
Chief: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Clown: he stole from me first!
Branzy: Mhm.
Clown: Stole my heart...
Chief: It is still illegal to commit murder.
Chief: Why are you on the floor?
Branzy: I'm depressed.
Branzy: Also I was stabbed, can you get Clown, please.
Zam, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Pangi: You did WHAT–
Don: William Snakepeare
Clown: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Jaron: Hey Ashswag can I get a sip of your water?
Ashswag: It's not water.
Jaron: Vodka, I like your style!
Ashswag: It's vinegar.
Jaron: Wh-Wha-
Ashswag: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Jaron: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Ashswag: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Jaron: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Ashswag: How can you still say that?
Jaron: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Jaron: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Ashswag: *turning to Rekrap* How tall are you?
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