Untitled Part 12

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Clown: What is your biggest weakness?
Branzy: I can be uncooperative.
Clown: Okay, can you give me an example?
Branzy: No.

Clown: I turned out perfectly fine!
Branzy: Clown, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Clown: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Branzy, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Clown, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Clown: I prevented a murder today.
Branzy: Really? How'd you do that?
Clown: self control.

Clown: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Branzy: Clown, that's a coma.

Clown: Sounds festive.