Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Untitled Part 19

Ashswag: You're a loose cannon, Branzy .
Branzy : No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Vitalasy: I think you play by your own rules.
McClutch: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Ashswag: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Branzy : No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Subz is a loose cannon.
Subz: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Branzy !
McClutch: I'd say Subz's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Vitalasy: Now I'm just confused. Is Branzy a loose cannon or not?
Ashswag: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Branzy : *groans*
Subz: Aw, man.

Subz: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
McClutch: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Branzy : Drunk.
Vitalasy: Wasted.
Ashswag: Dead.

Vitalasy: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
McClutch: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Ashswag: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Branzy : No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Subz: ...put it away.

Clown: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Branzy and I are dating.
Lifesteal and Branzy : *gasp*
Vitalasy: Branzy, why are you surprised?!

Subz: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ashswag?
Vitalasy: There's no such thing as too mean?
Reddoons: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Branzy : Always hold a grudge?

McClutch: *runs up to doors*
McClutch: Be careful, Vitalasy ! These doors say "Blast Danger"!

Vitalasy : Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

McClutch I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.
Ashswag: These are handcuffs.
McClutch: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Clown : Branzy... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Branzy: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Clown : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Branzy: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

Vitalasy : I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

Branzy: Why are you late?
Ashswag: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Branzy: Overslept?
Ashswag: Overslept.

Branzy: Okay, two person huddle.
Ashswag: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Subz : Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Vitalasy: Hey, Subz .
Subz : GODDAMNIT!

Ashswag: Can I have some?
Subz, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

McClutch: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Branzy: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.