Part 7

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Branzy : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Ashswag : I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Vitalasy : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Subz: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Branzy , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Clown : Hey.
Ashswag : Hi.
Rekrap: Hello.
Branzy : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Subz: We were out of Doritos. 

Branzy : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Clown : Several traffic violations.
Ashswag : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Rekrap: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Parrot : Also, that's not our car.

Branzy : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Clown : Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Ashswag : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Rekrap: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Parrot : My moral code, is that you?
Branzy :
Branzy : I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Ashswag : Are we really going to let Clown keep Branzy ?
Rekrap: We kept Parrot .

Branzy : What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Clown : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Parrot : Socks are Feetie Heaties
Rekrap: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Clown : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Parrot : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Rekrap: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Ashswag , annoyed: You are disappointments

Branzy : We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ashswag will and will not eat.
Clown : Grass? Yes!
Branzy : Moss? Yes!!
Clown : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Branzy : Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Clown : Worms? Sometimes!
Branzy : Rocks? Usually nah.
Clown : Twigs? Usually!
Branzy : Parrot 's cooking? Inconclusive!
Rekrap: How did you... test this?
Branzy : You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Rekrap: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Parrot : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Parrot : Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Clown : It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Branzy : Three of us saw it, Clown . How do you explain that?
Clown : *points at Ashswag * Sleep deprivation. *points at Rekrap* Paranoia. *points at Branzy * Delusional personality disorder.

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