Part 3

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Zam, addressing Chat: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Chat: But – that's just a trash can.
Zam: It sure is!

Zam: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Vitalasy, going over Subz's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Subz: Yes
Vitalasy: Okay... may I know what you create?
Subz: Problems.

Parrot: Here's some advice
Rekrap: I didn't ask for any
Parrot: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Parrot: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Rekrap: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Parrot: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Spoke, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Ashswag, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Zam: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Spoke: playing systemic oppression

Spoke: What do you think Ashswag will do for a distraction?
Zam: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Za
m: ... or they could do that

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