Part 28

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Parrot: "Why the fuck are so many people here? I thought this place was meant to be a secret?"

Vortex: "It was, unfortunately somebody couldn't keep their god damn mouth shut!"

Spoke: "I said I was sorry!"


Vortex: i have decided that i am in fact a snack. people are just not hungry.

Parrot, under his breath: i'm fucking starving. 


Spoke: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.


Spoke: The candy I'm about to eat is partially unwrapped. So, if I pass out or start saying weird shit, I've probably been either drugged or poisoned. Wish me luck, guys

PrinceZam: I bet ten bucks that shit is drugged Vortex: Twenty bucks and I say it's poisoned

  Parrot: You will both owe me your lives if he ends up in the hospital 


Spoke: How long do you think it'll take?

Parrot: I don't know, three or four.

Spoke: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?Parrot: Yeah, maybe five.

Spoke: Five what?!


Parrot: "...Please tell me you have a spare key."

Vortex: "...That was the spare key.


Spoke: The floor is lava!

Clownpierce : *helps Branzy onto the counter*

Vortex: *kicks Parrot off the sofa*

Parrot: *lays on the floor*

Spoke: ...Are you okay?

Parrot: No.


Spoke, trying to comfort Parrot: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.


Vortex: How did you break your nose?

Parrot: Do you see that glass door?

Vortex: Yes.

Parrot: I didn't.


Parrot: *Starts dying* 

 Vortex: QUICK CALL 911! 

 Spoke: What's their number?? 

 Parrot: *Temporarily stops dying* WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? REALLY?!


Parrot: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Vortex: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.


Parrot: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Vortex: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Parrot: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Vortex: But I heard a siren.

Parrot: That was Spoke.


Vortex, (rolling down the car window): What seems to be the problem, officer?

Parrot: Get the FUCK out of my car


Spoke, waking up from  coma: Oh hey, guys. What time is it?Parrot: It's about 2am. Are you hungry? Spoke: Oh, cool. I'm up for some toast.

Vortex: ...


Spoke, giggling: Hey Vortex, why can't a koala be a bear?

Vortex, reading a book: Because they're marsupials

Spoke: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS

Parrot: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalafacations


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