Parrot: "Why the fuck are so many people here? I thought this place was meant to be a secret?"
Vortex: "It was, unfortunately somebody couldn't keep their god damn mouth shut!"
Spoke: "I said I was sorry!"
Vortex: i have decided that i am in fact a snack. people are just not hungry.
Parrot, under his breath: i'm fucking starving.
Spoke: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.
Spoke: The candy I'm about to eat is partially unwrapped. So, if I pass out or start saying weird shit, I've probably been either drugged or poisoned. Wish me luck, guys
PrinceZam: I bet ten bucks that shit is drugged Vortex: Twenty bucks and I say it's poisoned
Parrot: You will both owe me your lives if he ends up in the hospital
Spoke: How long do you think it'll take?
Parrot: I don't know, three or four.
Spoke: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?Parrot: Yeah, maybe five.
Spoke: Five what?!
Parrot: "...Please tell me you have a spare key."
Vortex: "...That was the spare key.
Spoke: The floor is lava!
Clownpierce : *helps Branzy onto the counter*
Vortex: *kicks Parrot off the sofa*
Parrot: *lays on the floor*
Spoke: ...Are you okay?
Parrot: No.
Spoke, trying to comfort Parrot: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
Vortex: How did you break your nose?
Parrot: Do you see that glass door?
Vortex: Yes.
Parrot: I didn't.
Parrot: *Starts dying*
Vortex: QUICK CALL 911!
Spoke: What's their number??
Parrot: *Temporarily stops dying* WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? REALLY?!
Parrot: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Vortex: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Parrot: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Vortex: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Parrot: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Vortex: But I heard a siren.
Parrot: That was Spoke.
Vortex, (rolling down the car window): What seems to be the problem, officer?
Parrot: Get the FUCK out of my car
Spoke, waking up from coma: Oh hey, guys. What time is it?Parrot: It's about 2am. Are you hungry? Spoke: Oh, cool. I'm up for some toast.
Vortex: ...
Spoke, giggling: Hey Vortex, why can't a koala be a bear?
Vortex, reading a book: Because they're marsupials
Spoke: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS
Parrot: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalafacations
VOUS LISEZ
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