Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Part 31

 Spoke making a nuke: I know what I'm doing. 

 Ro, glancing at a bewildered Parrot: Spoke, even the server admin don't know what you're doing.

Parrot: I know you duped hearts, Mapicc. 

 Zam: Play dumb! 

 Mapicc: Who's Mapicc? 

 Zam: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Branzy after admitting he's dating ClownPierce: What are you looking for?

Rek, opening up Branzy's drawers, cupboards and shelves: Your standards.

Zam: I'm the type of person who thinks things through 

 Leo: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire just because Pangi dared you to.

Ro: i'm so imperfect 

 Mapicc: you're perfect just the way you are don't worry 

 Ro: i started a war once 

Clutch: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? 

 Vitalasy: ...What??

Spoke: What's up guys? I'm back. 

 Prince Zam: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die. 

 Spoke: Death is a social construct.

Purple trio having dinner together 

Subz : Vitalasy, can you pass the salt? 

 Vitalasy: *Throws Branzy across the table*

Spoke: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Bacon: I wasn't that drunk.

Planet: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Bacon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Branzy, under his breathe: Futurehusbandwhoisclearlyinlovewithmesayswhat.Clownpierce: What?Branzy: Score.

Rekrap: Clown, will you do me the honour of becoming Branzy's husband

Branzy:

Branzy: ...Did you just propose to him for me?

Rekrap: Someone had to!

(not sure if this makes sense it 2:00 am I only have one brian cell left, I 've forgotten how to spell braim )

Reddoons: Do you really have to blackmail me?Ashswag: How do you expect me to get your attention?Reddoons: Uh, ask?Ashswag: And risk judgment and rejection? Heavens no.

Spoke: If video games make children more violent, why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

Parrot:...

Clownpierce: I just got a message from someone saying that I am a piece of shit.Leo: Tell Zam I said hi.

Mappic : Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Ro: I wrote you a poem.

Mappic : you did?

Vitalasy: So how does one turn off their emotions?

Ashswag: Oh, this is easy! First go to settings...

Branzy, to Clownpierce: You screamed "there will be blood!" and stabbed some random guy.Branzy: So, no, we can't go back to that cafe

Spoke: Think fast! *throws a ball at Subz*

Subz: *catches it* No. *pockets the ball*

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Spoke: Think fast! *throws a ball at Clown*

Clownpierce: *catches it and throws it back like a fastball*

Spoke: oh sHIT--

Cube: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.Cube: The Scots were right all alongMid: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodiesCube: The Scots were right all along.

This was is inspired for rosesforethan's How to redeem a villain on Quotev

*the Villains playing Clue*

Rekrap: wait, why are our options for suspects so limited? I mean really, if the windows were unlocked, anyone could've gotten in!

Cube: Rekrap, it's been 47 minutes since we set up the game! Stop criticizing the rule book and just play!

PrinceZam: *flips over board and grabs the answer cards*

PrinceZam: miss scarlet? Really?

Ashswag: goddamnit, Zam! It's just a board game! It's not like this is actually happening to us!

Mid: actually happening to us..?

Ashswag: Whatever it is you imbeciles are thinking, leave me out of it.

~4 hours later~

Ashswag: do I even want to know how you and Mid put this together so quickly.

Mid: *dragging a limp Leo with closed eyes across the room*

Rekrap: probably not.

Leowo0k: remind me again why I had to be the dead body?

Ashswag: hey, shut up. You're dead. Dead people don't talk.

Cube {over a speaker}: just a quick reminder that you have five minutes before the poisonous gas is released!!

PrinceZam: why did there need to be poisonous gas?!?

Cube: Mid wanted to get into character.

Mid: well there's no real suspense with regular gas, now grab the fake blood cans and follow me.

Leo: How about next time we stick to Go Fish....

The game takes about an hour to play and calls for three to six players to investigate a murder by gathering evidence. The winner is the player who, through the process of elimination, can figure out which three cards are hidden within the secret envelope that hold the answers to Mr. Boddy's murder.