Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Untitled Part 20

Subz: Ashswag, fuck off.
Subz: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

Branzy: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Rekrap: How so?
Branzy: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Leow0ok: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
MrCube: I would say infinitesimally.
McClutch: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Branzy : I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Rekrap: Branzy , if you don't like clowns, why are you dating a clown?

Subz: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Branzy: What? No, I—
Vitalasy : *enters room*
Subz: *jaw clenches*

Branzy: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Ashswag: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Branzy: It sucks.
Ashswag: That's not constructive criticism.

Branzy: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Branzy: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Rekrap: ...This just says "I can do what I want".

Subz: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
McClutch: Purple isn't your color.
Subz: Purple brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after McClutch*

McClutch: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Vitalasy : Weight loss? Drink water.
Subz: Clear skin? Drink water.
Ashswag: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

McClutch: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Vitalasy : McClutch-
Vitalasy : It- it was just an ant-

Clown: Someone will die...
Branzy: Of fun!

Ashswag: Branzy has no idea I'm high.
Branzy: You're high?
Ashswag: Oh, I'm sorry.
Ashswag, leaning over to Subz: Branzy has no idea I'm high.

Subz: Mint is just cold spicy
Branzy: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

Ashswag : Slash gamemode creative.
Rekrap: Dude, this isn't Min-
Ashswag: *starts levitating*

Subz: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Clown: Is something burning?
Branzy, leaning on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Clown: Branzy, the toaster is literally on fire.

McClutch: Did you like the food I made?
Vitalasy : No, not really.
McClutch: But I put my heart and soul into it!
Vitalasy : No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

Ashswag: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Ashswag: *upends the bottle*

Ashswag: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.