Pangi: Can I copy the homework?'
Branzy : I can help you with it!
Clown : Yeah, sure.
Ashswag : Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Rekrap: lol nope.
Zam : Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Subz: *Read 5:55pm*Spoke : Rules are made to be broken.
Parrot : They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ashswag : Uh, piñatas.
Rekrap: Glow sticks.
Zam : Karate boards.
Subz: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Spoke : Rules.
Parrot : ...Branzy : I CAN'T DO IT!
Clown , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Branzy : I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Ashswag : WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Branzy :
Branzy : I appreciate it,
Branzy : BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Rekrap: Branzy -
Branzy : YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Zam : Branzy we gotta-
Branzy : YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Branzy : YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Branzy , motioning to Subz: NOT FUCKING THIS*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Branzy : So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Clown : ...I did. I broke it.
Branzy : No. No you didn't. Ashswag ?
Ashswag : Don't look at me. Look at Rekrap.
Rekrap: What?! I didn't break it.
Ashswag : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Rekrap: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ashswag : Suspicious.
Rekrap: No, it's not!
Zam : If it matters, probably not, but Subz was the last one to use it.
Subz: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zam : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Subz: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zam !
Clown : Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Branzy .
Branzy : No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Zam : Branzy ... Ashswag 's been awfully quiet.
Ashswag : rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Branzy , being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Branzy : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Branzy :
Branzy : Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.Branzy : We need to distract these guys
Clown : Leave it to me
Clown : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ashswag , Rekrap, and Zam : *Immediately begin arguing*
Subz, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.Branzy : If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Clown : What if it bites me and it dies!?
Ashswag : Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Clown , learn to listen.
Rekrap: What if it bites itself and I die?
Redoons : That's voodoo.
Subz: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Clown : That's correlation, not causation.
Rekrap: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Redoons : That's kinky.
Branzy : Oh my God.Branzy : Time for plan G.
Clown : Don't you mean plan B?
Branzy : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Ashswag : What about plan D?
Branzy : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Rekrap: What about plan E?
Branzy : I'm hoping not to use it. Redoons dies in plan E.
Ashswag : I like plan E.Branzy : Hewwo.
Zam : Hihiiiiii!
Ashswag : Greetings, Humans.
Redoons : Three kinds of people.
Rekrap: I want pudding.
Branzy : Four kinds of people.
Clown: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Redoons : Five kinds of people.
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