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Branzy: here are two facts about me

Branzy: 1.) i hate hot guys

Clownpierce: hey branzy:)

Branzy:...2.) i am a liar


Branzy: "My boyfriend has just informed me in great detail how he would dispose of a body using a variety of chemicals, some of which can apparently dissolve bone. I'm not sure if I should be terrified or impressed." 

Chief: *legitimately thinking about it* "Why not both?" 

Branzy: "...Yeah... both." 


Spoke: What do you call a baby raccoon? 

Parrot (who wasn't listening): A Cathy


Branzy: "Come here, cuddle bug." *Wraps Clown up in his arms and squeezes him tightly*

Clownpierce: "Hey- hey, I am not a cuddle bug. You have me all wrong."

Branzy: "But you're just so cuddly and cute! You don't always have to be so tough, you know. It's just us. You can let your guard down behind closed doors and I'll still love you." *Continues to hold on to him*

CLownpierce: *Gives in and melts*


Parrot: Questa è tutta colpa tua!!

Spoke: I know, I know.

Parrot: *Surprised* You speak Italian?

Spoke: No. I just know the phrase "This is all your fault" in every language.


Mappic:Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Ro:

Ro:*thud*


Clownpierce: i need you

Branzy: for?

Clownpierce: ever.


*Training*

Rekrap: You know Branzy, I could kill you if I wanted to.

Branzy: Yeah so could a really dedicated duck.

Rekrap: Did you just compare me to Donald?

Branzy: Yes, and I'd do it again.


Clownpierce: Y'know, we have a saying at this circus. You don't fuck up... 

Branzy: And?

 Clownpierce: That's it.


Spoke: Parrot look, I got this-

Parrot: I don't care, I'm not gonna look just go away!

Spoke: Parrot! please look! just it looks-

Parrot: If i look will you leave?

Spoke: yea i gotta go to the hospital anyway

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