Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Untitled Part 23

*in a haunted house*

 Mapicc: Are you scared? 

 Ro: No. 

 Mapicc: It's okay, I got you 

 Mapicc: *stomps light up sneakers*

Reddoons: What are your goals?

Ashswag : To pet all the dogs. 

Reddoons : No, fitness goals.

Ashswag : To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Ashswag: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you want to see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

PrinceZam: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. 

Reddoons , playing Monopoly: Maybe you should have tried not being poor

Branzy: So I said to myself, Kevin- 

Rekrap : Wait, Kevin?

Branzy : That's what I call myself.

Donturnt: God, give me patience.

PrinceZam : I think you mean 'give me strength'. 

Donturnt : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

YeahJaron: There is no 'i' in 'team' but there is one in 'pizza' 

Baconwaffles0 : So that means you won't share your pizza. 

YeahJaron , shoving it all into his mouth: Absolutely not.

Poafa: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis 

Mapicc : You're like 16 years old. 

Poafa : I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Branzy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? 

Clownpierce: You mean literally or figuratively?

Branzy  : Honestly, the fact that I have to specify

YeahJaron: So what do you have planned for the future?

Leowook : Lunch 

YeahJaron : No, like long term. 

Leowook : Oh... uh, dinner?

Spepticle: Which way did he go?

Branzy : Well, based on the direction of the wind, broken sticks on the ground, and slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.

Spepticle : You really figured it out from that? 

Branzy : No, he sent me a text.

YeahJaron: *answers phone* Hello? 

Rekrap : It's Rek. 

YeahJaron : What did he do this time.

Rekrap : No, it's me, Rek.

YeahJaron : What did you do this time

Poafa: Somebody stole the server's thesaurus 

TheTerrain : I perceive your concern however I am not cognizant of the perpetrator.

Flight Attendant: Before takeoff, make sure all small items are secured. 

Pangi : You feeling safe? 

PrinceZam : Shut up.

Clownpierce: I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist

PrinceZam: What's your biggest fear? 

ClownPierce : Being forgotten. 

PrinceZam : Damn that's deep. 

PrinceZam : Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

Woogie: Hey, you want some leftovers? Donturnt: What's that?

Woogie: You've never had leftovers???

Donturnt : No, because I'm not a quitter.

Clownpierce: My casino is perfect, it is unstoppable! I will take the hearts of the server members-

MrCube*throws a UNO reverse card at his face*

Vortex: What's a fish without any eyes? 

Vortex : fsh 

Parrot :...

Reddoons: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. 

 Woggie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

  TheTerrain: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

 PrinceZam: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Donturnt: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste 

 PrinceZam: We got spring water 

 Donturnt: NO. 

 Pangi: with EXTRA minerals 

 PrinceZam: it's like licking a stalagmite 

 Donturnt: DON'T COME HOME. 

 Pangi: Mmmmm cave water

Ashswag: What's up guys? I'm back.

 Reddoons: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die. 

 Ashswag: Death is a social construct.

Rekrap: Ash, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! 

 Ashswag: Well of course I have. 

 Rekrap: Have you ever tried going mad without power? 

 Ashswag: It's boring