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"I lo- nevermind..."


























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Schlatt!

"SCHLATT" TED PAUSES. "you're staring at her contact again..." He continues to type away on his computer. I look away from my phone and at my computer.

I groan and drop my phone on the desk making Ted jump. "I fucking hate this..." I place both hands in my hair.

"What do you hate exactly? You're friends with her again and everything's nice" Ted shrugs.

"Ted you know what's fucking wrong, I keep forgetting that were not together anymore...I just miss her being with me..." I avoid the camera so I don't have to look at Ted.

"Well, maybe joining her platonic love or host will help?"

"Her what?"

































Jaz! | @Jazzycakes • Just now

I better see someone super famous in my platonic love or host tomorrow, or I'll kill everyone (in minecraft).

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Wilbur soot | @Wilbursoot • Just now
Replying to @Jazzycakes

What about me? ;(

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Tommyinnit | @Tommyinnit • Just now
Replying to @Wilbursoot and @Jazzycakes

Hey Wil, it's "platonic" just making sure you knew.
Not like you'd win anyways :/

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Wilbur soot | @Wilbursoot • Just now
Replying to @Jazzycakes and @Tommyinnit

I will fucking punt you into the sun. 🖕

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Jaz! | @Jazzycakes • Just now
Replying to @Tommyinnit

Why does your comment have more likes than my tweet? :(

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