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"I can't look at girls now"



























"I can't look at girls now"

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Schlatt!

"I SAW THAT COMMENT" Ted chuckles. We were just getting ready for the chuckle sandwich podcast, my eyes were fixated on my phone that had Wilbur's stream open.

"Whatever Ted" I roll my eyes.

"No not whatever, are you working on an apology?" He asks, leaning back in his chair.

"No" I furrow my eyebrows. "That's like my brand, I don't apologize"

"I think you should apologize" Tucker chimes in.

"She won't accept it anyways" I sigh. "I was a dick"

Ted shrugs, a grin on his face. "I don't know Schlatt, I think she'll-"

"Oh and now Wilbur had a crush on her apparently?!" I complain.

"But that was two years ago..?" Tucker says, I guess he had the stream open to.

"That was when I was fucking dating her!" I adjust the headband on my head. "Oh my god...Let's just get this podcast over with"







































"What's up J?" Min asks looking at her phone, I look down at mine. My other hand on the steering wheel, a bottle by my side.

"Hey Min!" I smile at her.

"What are you doing?" She spoke softly, she could tell something was up.

"I'm drunk driving!"

"What?!" I hear Wilbur's voice, I roll my eyes. "Schlatt-"

"In a game!" I huff, turning my camera towards my computer screen.

"Oh fuck you scared me" Min laughs.

"What day is it today?" I ask before letting go of the steering wheel and taking a swig of whiskey, I set the bottle down and quickly grab the wheel again.

"Thursday" Min tells me.

"So your still not back home?" I ask her and she shakes her head.

"No, I'm still not back home J" she smiles. "Do you have water next to you?"

"Wha-? I'm not drunk, you can only tell I'm drunk when I start swerving on the road"

"J you're not even on the road"

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