wowie . jschlatt

twenty eight

"I thought we were meant to be"

Real life!

Jasmine!

"ONE, TWO, THREE" I click the start button. "I'm gonna be like Philza Minecraft" I hear the buzz of a donation, I was currently streaming hardcore.

"I bet you 25 gifted subs that you'll die the first night"

I grin. "Alright, let me just write your name down" I grab a piece of paper and write their username down. "We spawned in a oak forest? That's kinda good. I like spruce the best though" I shrug, reading the chat. "No Fundy, you can't join my game. You can gladly join my discord call though."

I hear a discord ping, Fundy chuckles. "Do you need me to code you some cheats?"

"No, no. This is old fashioned hardcore" I shake my head.

"Mm, alright" Fundy grumbles. "Obviously you don't know my skills"

"I do Fundy, I just don't wanna cheat" I roll my eyes. We both continue to bicker until a donation interrupts us.

"Jaz will you be my new mom? Mine is mean :("

"OH! Fundy shh" I shush him. "I always wanted to do one of these, the um- tiktok sounds. Okay ready?"

"What?" Fundy laughs, I shush him again.

"I have something to say to all your parents" I clear my throat. "Be there for your child, or don't" I shrug. "They'll find someone else"

"Ooh, that was good. Better than 'why sad? Happy'." Fundy laughs.

"Yeah!" I grin, I start breaking a tree in the game and occasionally glance at chat. "Thank you for the compliments chat" I thank them. "Fit check?"

Fundy giggles. "What are you wearing?"

"Uh, just a shirt and some sweatpants?" I look down at my clothes. "Okay hold on" I dig up some dirt and block my character off, switching my camera to full screen. I scoot my chair back and stand up.

"Really? Schlatt & Co.? Why not my merch?" Fundy complains.

"Your merch is in the wash, I wore it out yesterday" I explain. I sit back in my chair and scoot back to my desk. "Chat is barking"