The Consul and The Cat

21- Welcome to the Dragon King!

When Clotted Cream enters the house, the air is very cold. He takes one step forward before Custard yells, "CLOTTED CREAM!"

Clotted Cream's snake arms move to a defensive position as Custard stomps up to him, "WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?!"

"What-"

"The FIGHT with that SCOUNDREL KILLER KITTY! You were arguing with that noble hero like the villain was your.." he shudders, "Romantic partner!"

"I-"

"And you called him Pretty Kitty. Is that your little tactic now?! Seduce the villains?!! Who's next?! This is NOT the kind of image a hero should have! You are GROUNDED from hero work for the next week! That's enough time to reflect on your mistakes."

Clotted Cream nods. Custard glares at him, "Now stay out of my sight, you pathetic excuse of a hero..." He turns and stomps away.

Clotted sneaks to his room and grabs his phone, texting Killer Kitty, I got grounded :c

arjen you laik a whole ass adilt???

Yeah?

jsut sat no

I'd rather not risk him getting more angry with me.

u needs ro like mive out

I don't have the money.

wb the paymentfrom child peopper?

OH MY GOODNESS! I haven't gotten it yet but when I do, I am MOVING OUT!

goof. icab like get u a roomate bc my uh fried is lookinfr one

THAT WOULD BE SO COLL THANK YOU SONMUCH KK YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND! :D

np

Affogato puts his phone down, "Best friend?! He called me PRETTY KITTY and I'm still at BEST FRIEND status?!"

He stares at the Consul x Reader fic he was writing (for a fan request, he swears) "Oh god my reader character is rubbing off on me..."

He decides to check his comment sections for more requests, but that was a grave mistake. He shudders, "Who are all these people who want smut?!"

He stares at you, the Wattpad readers.

He then notices a familiar profile, "Ah, DarkLily. They're.. Usually tame. What do they want this time?"

DarkLily: Give me a fanfiction about Killer Kitty murdering Potionmaster (probably with poison) for trying to get in the way of his and The Consul's relationship. I know you want to :)

Affogato hits his hand on the desk, "Dammit! That's exactly what I want to write, why didn't I think of it sooner?!"

Two cans of cola and one hour later, he quickly tags it No Beta we die like Potionmaster and hits post.

He slumps back in his chair, "Finally, I can relax-"

A terrible cry shakes the whole city.

Snapdragon is hungry.

Affogato quickly grabs his laptop and ducks under the table before a section of his wall collapses. The Spice Overlord groans, "That tiny dragon sure is strong..."

Affogato stays under his table, "MY WALL!"

"Sorry about that dude! I'll be back to fix it later!"

Affogato holds up a hand, "No, just sit this one out. The other dragon should be here soon to feed them."