Clotted Cream puts on his hero disguise with an ambitious look on his face. Today is the day he finally gets a bank account and becomes independent. He's done with getting bossed around by his father.
He puts a pair of sunglasses on, "It's time for my independent bad boy phase. It's time for.. Bad Consul!"
He sighs, "No, that sounds cringy.. Killer Consul! No that just sounds like the other ship name for KK and I... Hmm.. CONsul!"
He buries his face in his hands, "This is hopeless.. Maybe I should ditch the sunglasses and go."
His phone buzzes.
at bemch. were r u
On my way :D
He pockets his phone before prying his large window open with his snake arms. It barely opens wide enough for him to fit.
He sighs, "Well, let's hope all that stealth training paid off..."
The Consul, in the most dignified way possible, squeezes himself through the window. He trashes and wiggles in a desperate attempt to escape. His knuckles are white from how hard he grips the window sill. The snake arms pop through with a plap.
"Alright! Half of me down, half to go!" He gives himself a mental pep talk.
Chili Pepper snaps a photo, "This is a pretty compromising position you're-"
The Consul screams, jolting as much as he can while stuck in a window. The sudden shock finally dislodges him, allowing him to fall to the roof on the other side.
"- in. Well, now you're out!"
"WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!" He yells, turning around to see Chili Pepper standing in his room.
"Weeeellllll, technically you are breaking a law. Breaking and Exiting."
She starts looking around, "You have no idea how many times I've been teleported to some kid sneaking out."
She spots his open laptop, "Oh, you read Sagefeather? Good taste."
She looks closer, "Hey, is this a ConsulKitty fic?"
The Consul's face dusts red. His voice pitches higher as he objects, "No! I have no idea what you're talking about!"
Chili takes a picture, "This is a goldmine!! What does your search history look like?"
"GET OUT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" His snake arms swish violently.
Chili turns to respond, but she vanishes as a distant building explodes.
He collapses on the roof, head in hands. "I don't like to agree with Father, but she really is a menace."
When he finally sits up again, he reaches into the room with one of his snake arms and gently closes his laptop. Now it's time to go, before Killer Kitty calls him late.
Ten minutes later, Killer Kitty looks up from his phone, "You're late."
The Consul crosses his arms, "I was caught up with Chili Pepper."
"Ah. You're trending on Twitter."
"WH- Why??"
"Do you read ConsulKitty fics?"
The Consul laughs it off as if his face isn't the same shade as Chili Pepper's hair, "WHAAAAAAAT noooooo What gave you that idea??"
Killer Kitty shows him the picture Chili took of his laptop, open to a ConsulKitty Sagefeather fic.
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The Consul and The Cat
FanfictionAffogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. @walsuf is writing this with me btw ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat...
