Jack Sparrow - Getting Drunk

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The evening was a blast, it was morning already and your headache was banging in your head

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The evening was a blast, it was morning already and your headache was banging in your head. As you arose from your bed, you saw Jack had already gotten up. It confused you how a man who was so drunk all the time, never had a second to become hungover. He didn't mind as much as you thought he did, instead he was stood on decks.

The alcohol still hadn't worn off. You stumbled out on decks, which made him laugh, with a slight grin. He walked over and helped you up.

"You alright, love?"

"Remind me to never drink alcohol again, please," you rubbed your head. It was aching terribly.

"I like drunk you,"

"I don't. I've just remembered how much I embarrassed myself, and you just let me carry on,"

"You're a comedy genius, love,"

"I don't care if it makes me king of the world, I hate being drunk,"

"You'll have to get used to it, love. I'm always drunk."

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