Belonging to the Iceman

Cherry Blossoms and Japanese Chocolate

Suzuka, Japanese Grand Prix 2014

"Räikkönen! Idiota!!" Fernando snarled at his teammate.

"Get off my back Alonso, you Spanish Pig!" Kimi snarled back.

"Did you not see me, Iceman?" Fernando snarled at the Finn, Dasha was standing beside him, gently rubbing his arm.

"How could you Kimi?" She growled at him.

Fernando's race car looked like it had been hit by a bulldozer.

He ignored both of them and stormed off.

"What's wrong with him, dear?" Dasha asked

"He's got a girl on his mind and she won't even let him take her out!" Fernando said, "Not that I blame her, I wouldn't date Kimi either!"

"What is girl's name Fer?" Dasha asked.

"Shantelle Jacobs, she's an Australian Stonemason, she did the white marble horses out the front of Ferrari back at Maranello," Fernando said, sighing, his Ferrari was destroyed, as was his weekend.

*

Kimi was busy eating an ice cream when Fernando approached him."Pole position Räikkönen belongs to Vettel...THAT is not what Ferrari and Stefano want, not to mention Luca!" He said "And if you hadn't wrecked my car..."

Something inside Kimi finally snapped "En voinut antaa paskaa, senkin typerä, ylimielinen Espanjan sika!" He snarled, almost ready to punch Fernando as hard as he could.

('I couldn't give shit, you stupid, arrogant Spanish pig!')

Fernando had no idea whatsoever what Kimi had snarled at him, however, he knew he had to do something about his stubborn teammate. Slowly he reached into his jacket pocket, "I get my throat slit for this, but I want Shantelle to tell you to your stubborn and stupid face that she would rather drop dead than be with you!"

 Kimi eyed Nando with suspicion, "What do you mean?"

Fernando gave the Finn a piece of paper, that was folded in half."I hope I see you on the news, completely beaten up Kimi!" He said as the Iceman unfolded the piece of paper, Shantelle's email address, mobile number, work number and address were written in Fernando's neat writing.

The look on Kimi's face was priceless, "This is fake! You're shitting me, Alonso!" 

Nando shook his head and told the Finn "Shantelle and I have become great friends, she's a wonderful and powerful woman, not one you want to mess with, but if you really think that you can make her a Räikkönen, eventually...there are her contact details, now will you please stop driving like un completo idiota?!"

Kimi put the piece of paper away in his pocket, safe and said to Fernando "I'm pretty sure you just called me an idiot in Spanish Fernando but, kiitos"

"eres bienvenido, Iceman" Fernando said, heading off.

When Sunday morning dawned, Kimi was already awake and sitting out on his private balcony in his Hotel Suite, with a morning cup of coffee and a box of Japanese Chocolate gift wrapped, sitting on the table. The piece of paper sat open next to his coffee mug, and his iPhone was in his hand."Come on you wimp, just call her, or even send her a message!" He snarled at himself.

Half an hour later, the Iceman had done nothing, but drink the rest of his coffee. Furious with himself he hurled the box over the balcony, and heard a sudden yelp of pain from the footpath below, "Oh my God! What MORON would throw a gift over their balcony? How high up was it?" Came a female voice, a familiar female voice.