Mhm, this is indeed a very awkward situation we are now in. What is that awkward situation and with who? Well if I do recall correctly, I asked Guild Girl who has a very obvious crush on me to help me bathe. Of course this had no possible way of going wrong whatsoever. I'm being sarcastic, it totally went all weird. So now after that we are awkwardly sitting while facing away from each other on my bed- stop. wait. Sitting upwards normally after doing nothing else after the shower. To clarify, we did nothing on the bed, got that? Though I wouldn't mind- I mean back to awkward silence.
Gudako: U-uh hey, I need to clarify something.
Guild Girl: Y-yes! What is it?
Gudako: Do I really need to squish and like massage my boobs when I shower? It seems sort of unnecessary, don't you think?
... another silence. Is she thinking on it? So I quickly give a glance back and see her shaking and slowly turning into a tomato. Huh... maybe I shouldn't have asked that.
Guild Girl: I-Ignore that! Please Ignore that! It's completely unnecessary! Just forget it ever happened okay!?
Confirmed, it isn't necessary. Putting that one in the proper mental files between yuri lewd things and actual shower techniques for girls. How do I know the distinction? It's easy! Just determine it by how red or how much Guild Girl stutters when I ask the question. Though it is concerning how much of both I got from that shower session alone... anyways maybe she needs some reassurance? Alright! I'll do that! That has to end the awkward silence!
Gudako: D-don't feel bad about it! In fact it felt good! Really good! So don't worry yourself! I also learnt a lot, you were really hands on and I think I can do well on my own now.
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WHY DID I SAY THAT?! IS THIS INSTANT REGRET?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FELT GOOD?! HUH?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! NOT TO MENTION ME SAYING IT WAS REALLY GOOD?! WE DIDN'T EVEN GO THAT FAR! ALSO HANDS ON AND LEARNT A LOT?! IT MAKES IT SOUND TOTALLY LEWD! AHHHHH?!?! STUPID IDIOT ME!!! STUPID!!! Phew... just calm down and... SCREAM INTO THE PILLOW!!!
Gudako: *Muffled anguished screams of embarrassment*
Guild Girl: O-oh... alright then...
Look! Now she is completely weirded out! Now she thinks I'm some sort of lesbian sexual deviant! Ah! She's shaking in fear or something now?! What if my first friend is now afraid of me?! She probably is new to the whole being attracted to girls thing so it's probably too much for her isn't it!? Welp... goodbye Guild Girl, it was nice knowing you.
Guild Girl: Then does that mean...
She begins to stop shaking and I see... is that a hint of a grin on her face? No it can't be, I must be seeing things. There is no way she could be smiling after I said all of those embarrassing and weird things. Well that is until I suddenly see her turn into a blur and see the ceiling of the room. Ah, I've been pinned to the bed. I can also see Guild Girl's face uncomfortably close to mine, so there's that. Indeed, maybe she is the lesbian sexual deviant here.
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Don't be so calm about this, me!
Guild Girl: It's alright if I touch you a bit more?
I mean I'm fine with it but isn't this a bit fast?! Ok... just answer calmly and reasonably.
Gudako: I-it's fine...
I responded calmly, but how was that reasonable?! I'm just escalating the situation!
Guild Girl: Then I'll be having a taste of what's mine, Guda.
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Grand Gacha System
FanfictionAlas, another victim of randomly dying and getting reincarnated. Will this protagonist receive broken authorities of the universe? A demon in their right arm? Or maybe even reincarnated as another character? Gasp! Maybe even limitless wishes! No! It...
