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Bakugo's fury over being the butt of Shinso's mockery of his barked command had been the talk of the office for the following days. Kuroiro was forced to play the middle man between the blonde Pomeranian and his purple Nightshift teammate, but at his behest, Bakugo filed the request to extend Fae Forester an invitation to work at Shinso's agency. Bakugo did as the pleasant shadow man suggested, yet he was still a petty bitch. Thus he 'accidentally' exploded Shinso's coffee pot in retaliation.
Sadly Shinso never got a chance to punch the shorter fucker in the face over the hate crime, for more intel on the Profit case had trickled in from one of Hawks's informants.
This new lead meant everyone was working overtime....and Shinso was highly decaffeinated which meant he was downright deadly.
Even though Fumikage had bought him a brand new Keurig, Shinso was still fucking pissed. He loved his old coffee pot. Due to his history of being abandoned by everyone he foolishly cared for, he had a strong tendency to latch onto inanimate objects with blinding love. Due to his dangerous mood, only the truly strong (or dumb) were willing to risk their lives to be around the incredibly tall insomniac.
"You're alive dude!!"
It was the middle of the day, and those who occupied the nightshift team- Shinso, Kuroiro, and Fumikage, were typically still fast asleep either at home or in the back rooms. Thus Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu's outrageous loud outburst at seeing Shinso sitting in his office wasn't that outrageous.
Shinso didn't even look away from his computer screen. "I'm not here."
"Come on man, I might not be the shinniest knife in the drawer, but I'm not dumb! I am looking right at you!"
Shinso opened and closed his mouth a few times before deciding it wasn't worth hurting his friend's feelings by stating that that was not how that saying went.
Tetsutestu walked into Shinso's office and pointed a metal finger at him. "YOU, need to go sleep!"
"I can't. I'm not going to go out in the field or anything. I'm just searching for something." Researching the golden valkyrie had been his go-to obsession when he failed to fall into sleep's illusive grasp.
Testutestu's spidey senses began to tingle. "Something, or someone?"
Dryly Shinso sighed, "you could have said that without the emphasis and I still would have understood the difference."
When his longtime friend didn't say anything more, Testutestu's arms shot into the air as he jumped to a surprisingly accurate conclusion. "Rock on man!! Who are looking for??"
Shinso was about to tell him that we weren't looking for anything because the musclehead needed to get the fuck on up out of his office, but Testutestu suddenly gasped, "wait!"
Shinso hadn't begun to say or do anything, so it was impossible to wait but again he didn't say anything because his old classmate chirped, "Let me get my chair!"
Shinso honestly wasn't sure why, but Testutestu had made it his life freaking mission to become BFFs with the stoic rather surely purple man. And even more horrifying? It had kind of worked.
It was the sole reason Testutestu didn't have to go far to find 'his chair', for there was a designated spot in the corner of Shinso's office specifically for the chunk of metal. Testutestu had even slapped a piece of duct tape on it and doodled his and Shinso's name on it so that everyone knew not to remove it from the unfriendly man's office.
Testutestu dragged his bright blue rolly chair over to Shinso's side. Just to be a bit of an ass, Shinso asked, "are you ready now, princess?"
"Yup!"
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