Fated Lovers🍋 (Shinso x OC x Kaminari)

Chapter- 28 Pizza

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Standing in the middle of that UA hallway, Fae popped off with a sassy, "What do you want? Here to brainwash more people?"

Sadly for both very stubborn mules, Shinso really was the perfect match for Fae's attitude because he shot back dryly, "Not today, but I see you're still lying to everyone since you're still wearing those stupid ass horns."

Fae's cheeks blushed. "They aren't stupid, and just because you don't like them doesn't mean other people don't like them!"

Kaminari rose his hand like a kindergartener. "I like them! I think they're pretty."

Shinso's eyes nearly got lost in the back of his head when Fae crowed victoriously, "HA!"

"But I have to agree with catdaddy, why are you wearing them? They're fake right?"

Fae looked at Kami and frowned, "Just because he thinks he knows who I am, doesn't mean the rest of the world does. Miss Fate is still a pro hero and a teacher. I can't just drop this disguise because some jerk wagon decided to attack me at school."

"Jerk wagon?" Shinso snarled his scarred upper lip as his genuine feelings or regret about hurting her meshed with his annoyance at himself for finding her cute when she was pissed off. "First crotch goblin, now jerk wagon? Do you not have any better insults for me?"

Denki giggled under his breath, "Crotch goblin? I like that one."

"HA HA!"

Denki pointed at Fae and chirped, "Sekke from Black Clover!"

"I didn't even realize it, but yeah! Then again, I'm kind of insulted over being called a Green Praying Manis. They're gross and creepy."

Kaminari stroked his chin goofily and nodded a few hundred times. "Captain Jack totally creeps me out too, so my bad! But you wouldn't be a weird slashy bug, you'd totally be a Blue Rose because you're preeeettty~!"

Fae snorted, "Absolutely not. I'm a Black Bull to the max. Misfits for life."

"MEEE TOOO!!"

Shinso was ready to brainwash himself into a coma if it meant an end to have to watch his boyfriend nerd bond with the girl he was trying his very best to hate. "Alright, enough of this. I showed up to make sure you were alive. You're alive, so I have some questions."

Fae looked Shinso dead in his face and spat, "You'd be a Purple Orca."

Kaminari sucked down his tongue with a giggle. Shinso looked at his kitten and demanded, "What does that even mean?"

"It...it is not a compliment. The Purple Orcas suck dick, but like not in the fun way. They just suck."

Shinso glared back at Fae. "Seriously? You're insulting me with a show I've never even seen? How childish are you?"

"About as childish as the man who is being insulted by being told he'd be in the worst guild in a show he's never seen!"

Shinso squinted at her. "That barely made sense."

"But it still made sense!" Before Shinso could say anything else amusingly sassy, the loud bell announcing class was to begin shrieked through the halls. Fae squealed in fright, and both men wore identical frowns.

"Fae?"

She put her hand over her ample chest to try and slow her heart rate. "S-sorry, that just scared the crap out of me."

Shinso ran his tongue across his teeth as he tried to piece the puzzle together. Now that he knew who she was as well as the fact that she was an avid liar, he was scrutinizing every word and every action she gave them. He acted on one of his hunches by questioning, "Those bells ring at the same time every day. How could you not know they were coming?"