Fated Lovers🍋 (Shinso x OC x Kaminari)

Chapter- 20 Dinner

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It was 7 pm sharp and Denki knocked on Shinso's apartment's door a few hundred...okay maybe a few thousand times in a chaotic series of gleeful wraps.

Through the thick wood, Kaminari heard Shinso's breathy chuckle and his deep voice call, "it's open."

Kaminari cautiously opened the door and pecked just his eyes inside. The fragrant aroma of breaded chicken and mozzarella cheese completely invaded his nose, and he inhaled hungrily. Despite his stomach deciding to scream its excitement at being fed (Denki had a habit of forgetting to eat due to his ADD, so he would be starving..then forget to eat..then decide to find food..then get distracted...then start the whole cycle over again by dying of starvation).

"Hitoshi?" he called out tentatively.

From around the corner, Shinso replied, "in the kitchen Denks."

"Can I come in?"

Very patiently, Shinso chuckled, "yes kitten, you can come in."

"Mkay! I'm coming in!" He toed off his shoes, and a familiar fat black cat wandered to see if his partially deaf ears had been lying to him.

As soon as he spotted Denki's bright smiling face, Nighty puffed up and hissed incredibly loudly.

"Nighty! Hey buddy!" Kaminari chirped as he squatted down and waved at the chonk of a demon who continued to hiss and spit at him.

"Denki, leave my cat alone."

"I was just saying hello!! I didn't even try and pet him...." yet.

"Leave him alone and come bother me instead."

Kaminari 100% tried to pet Nighty as he walked past.

Shinso smirked down at the homemade tomato sauce when he heard Kaminari's pained yelp at getting swatted at. When he heard Kaminari cackle, "Nighty gave me a fistbump!", Shinso looked over his shoulder sleepily and sighed, "are you bleeding again?"

Kaminari looked at his thumb thus making himself go adorably cross-eyed.  "I don't think so!"

Shinso set down his wooden spoon and grabbed Kami's wrist. He intentionally ignored the small gasp he elicited from the blonde as he pulled him a bit closer in the name of looking for an injury. His purple eyes flickered over Kaminari's entire hand. "Okay, you're fine."

"I don't know. I think I might have a booboo somewhere else that needs to be inspected." Shinso's purple eyes shot to Denki's smiling golden ones just in time to see him whisper goofily, "but it's not on my hand."

It took every ounce of his composure not to smile at the idiot who was pointing down at his crotch like it was the BOGO sale of the century.

In a completely dead voice, Shinso fired back, "I was checking your hand to see if you were bleeding. If your dick is bleeding, I'm taking you to the hospital not kissing it to make it better."

Kaminari glowered up at Shinso. "Why must you ruin my fun?"

"Why must you try and pet my cat?"

"Because! ONE DAY I will make him love me!"

Shinso went back to stirring his sauce as he teased dryly, "is that the day pigs fly?"

"MAYBE! It's also the day after hell's housing market crashes due to it all freezing over!"

Shinso had absolutely no earthy reason why he liked Denki. 

It made no sense. He was a rather low-energy, low-maintenance man who enjoyed the simple things in life. He didn't need the headache of having to make sure his partner did basic life-supporting activities such as eating and drinking. He didn't need tons of mental stimulation by participating in mind-boggling conspiracy theories nor going down random youtube rabbit holes. Honestly, Shinso could be perfectly happy living alone with his cats for the rest of his, yet for whatever fucking reason he simply had to know, "Are you looking to buy property in hell?"