we hate men (pedri and gavi)
Tate
Who named this groupchatJude
Yeah definitely not meTate
You're a Saint😇🙏🏼Pablo
Tate come homeAlejandro
Or let us come join youAnsu
They're being all sneaky and always whispering, it freaks me outJude
We're all getting annoyed by them nowPablo
Drop the addy we're otw💳💥Tate
Let's go get a hotel roomAlejandro
I'm downJude
I hate men (Pedri and Gavi) so I'm downAnsu
Why are they weird all of a sudden thoughJude
Gavi talked with Pedri last night for like 20 minutes and as soon as they were done they were both being rude to momPablo
The last thing you want to do is be mean to mom, why don't they know thatTate
They hate Tate realAlejandro
I'll make sure that's not the caseJude
I like pushing peopleTate
Yeah do it pleaseAnsu
Wait why don't we just kick them outTate
Dude yesAlejandro
It'd be 5 against 2, we'd get our sayPablo
Or Tate, just come back and ignore them
BoomTate
Wow🤯Jude
Wow Pablo
Pretty shit ideaTate
Hey now, hey now
Pablo I love the effortPablo
I feel attacked I thinkJude
🦖🦖🦖Alejandro
Tate just come home while we're at training and they won't know that you're backTate
My carAnsu
They won't knowJude
They aren't that smart🙀Pablo
They share a single brain cellTate
The Pedri and Gavi slander
I love it
We never talk shit about themAlejandro
Yeah usually it's about PabloPablo
OhTate
He's kidding, we love you PabloJude
Pablo at least has a brain cell that he doesn't shareTate
You guys are shitting on the wrong Pablo right now
**Pablo Gavi**Jude
Rightttt
Yeah hate that guyAlejandro
Little man thinks he can hide behind Xavi for being the new himJude
Like get a new personality frAnsu
MmhmmPablo
Yeah he's annoyingTate
I'm turning you all on your best friends
I love my lifeJude
No need to turn us on them
We've all been thinking this for awhile about them being all closed off recentlyAlejandro
Their conversations can't even be that good eitherJude
Probably talking about how to become the next xavi and iniesta quicker
Already half way there with the kitsAnsu
Foul for that💀Pablo
We're all thinking itTate
What secrets do you guys know
One of you HAS to know something about what's going onJude
I don't think any of us doAlejandro
I did hear them talking about you Tate
I'm not sure what about but I heard your nameJude
I'd talk about Tate too
Sure it wasn't meTate
Jude istfgJude
nah jit trippin..Pablo
We will keep listening for you TateAnsu
You have to come home thoughTate
You guys are boring, fine
I'll be at home when you guys get backJude
Entering our detective🕵️♂️ arcPablo
Good usage of emojiJude
Oh thanks buddyPablo
Of courseAlejandro
Talk later TateTate
Yes sir, see you buddies
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the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...