Teacher: Alright, we need a volunteer for the Water Torture Cell experiment! Who would like to volunteer?
A classmate: *Raises their hand* Teacher, I nominate Damien Wytte.
Teacher: *Turns to Damien and asks snidely* Damien? Would you like to do it?
Damien: *Flinches* Huh? M-me...?
A classmate: Who else thinks Damien should do it? Raise your hands!
All the other classmates: *Raise their hands in unison*
Damien: ...
(Ah, peer pressure at its finest! Am I right, everybody?!)
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HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
