anonymousentity1495 (me): - And get this, his (Damien's) suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet.
anonymousentity1495 (me): All he wrote on it: "anonymousentity1495's fault."
anonymousentity1495 (me): I'm anonymousentity1495, by the way. Hi, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?!! Maybe I joked around a little too much about how he insulted someone else's air conditioner? Men are sooo into this revenge suicide thing. ☕️
(I got this audio from Class of '09, I think.)
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(Looper) Old Man Lore
HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...