Teacher: So your homework for today is to complete 10,000 math problems, write 10,000 lab reports, write 10,000 essays, and study for 50 tests!
Student: Teacher, could you possibly reduce the amount of assignments for us?
Teacher: Fine... No homework for everybody...
Damien: ??
Students: YAYY!!!
Teacher: ... Because DAMIEN will do all of it for you. *They turn to look at Damien* Right... Damien...?
Damien: !!
Teacher: *They turn their attention back towards the rest of the class* HOWEVER... You are still required to study for your upcoming tests!
YOU ARE READING
(Looper) Old Man Lore
HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
