Damien: *He stares at King Edgar and his guards in horror from his pitiful position in his prison cell, with chains tightly cuffed around his wrists* No...! Don't tell me...
Damien: ... I'M GETTING SENT TO **URANUS**?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Edgar: *He unlocks Damien's prison cell, walks in, sharply yanks Damien by the chains, and pulls him to a rocket ship just outside the castle, where he and the guards forcefully shove Damien into...*
King Edgar: *He locks the rocket ship with Damien inside, activates the rocket ship at full speed, and off Damien crashes to Uranus to freeze to death and to die from the stinky hydrogen sulfide atmosphere with lack of oxygen...!*
(Lol, I clearly don't get how rocket ships work...! Also, Damien pronounced "Uranus" wrong in this...! 🥴)
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HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
