*One day, Monica and William were eating lunch with Monica's parents in the castle as usual, but the meat they were consuming tasted better than the typical kinds of meat that the chefs would prepare for them...*
Monica: *She gracefully slices up the meat with a knife into tiny pieces and slowly chews them one at a time, savoring each piece, before remarking* Ah, this meat tastes quite delectable, and the texture is rather divine...! It even has such a beautiful color that matches my hair, pink! *She turns to William* Don't you agree that this meat tastes heavenly, Will?
William: *He finishes chewing up his share of the meat* Why, of course, Monica! Ah, but if only Damien were here with us to attempt this blessed meat for himself, as well...!
The chef: ...................................................................................................................
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HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
