I hope Damien gets strapped to some magical IV equivalent that is filled with a certain substance that is supposed to enter his bloodstream and run through his veins when he's recovering from a life-threatening injury or something, but that "certain substance" is pure water, and you know what will happen to his red blood cells once pure water enters his bloodstream...! Yeah, they're fucking boned!!
Live footage of Damien's blood cells when this occurs:
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HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...