Here's a Samien date ~ ! 😍 This would take place when Damien's 17 (100+ MENTALLY), the siren's 18, and the waiter's whatever age HE would be before the 3-year time-skip...!*
Damien: *He blinks repeatedly* (I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code.)
Siren: Why are you blinking so much?
Damien: I've got something in my eye!
Siren: *She sharpens her claws and slowly brings them to Damien's face* Here, let me get it out!
Damien: No, thank you! I don't wanna die!
Waiter (Amir's the waiter 😈): Bonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is this because your date is a FREAK?
Siren: ...
Damien: ...
Damien: No.
Waiter: Very good, then. Bon appetit! *He leaves them to their couple shenanigans*
(Next part will be the same thing, but WILLIAM is the waiter...! 😈)
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(Looper) Old Man Lore
HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
