Dorian: *He stares at the pitiful pile of meat, crushed organs, shattered bones that exposed whatever was left of bone marrows, and blood, that was once Damien, that's been splattered all over the cliff, and he narrows his eyes at the pathetic sight* He died of a natural cause.
Monica: Ah, but didn't he, you know, JUMP OFF THE CLIFF??
Dorian: Yes, gravity is a natural cause of death.
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(Looper) Old Man Lore
HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
