Love's Creation (IzukuxMomo)

IV: Murals

"-and I said POW! Take it! You take that thing hard and firm cause it's NEVER coming out! So then, I just started moving right? I just started thrusting in and out in and out IN and out inandoutinandoutinandoutinandout until SPLATTER! She just blows all over me and I'm left with all of her wet stuff splattered all over me augh it's in my eyes it got into my mouth I had to walk home with her juices all over my body it was awful. And THAT'S the story of how I destroyed that jelly monster chick."

"Wow, that is a very descriptive ending to ever say to somebody Kirishima." Ashido commented as Uraraka snickered with a hand over her mouth. "If you ever told that same fragment of your story to anybody else with no context whatsoever so that they didn't know you had your fist inside that villain's stomach, they would have thought of something completely different."

"What are you talking about I was as descriptive as I could possibly be." Kirishima argued. "You guys knew that's all that matters right?"

"Yeah WE did, but be a little less dirty sounding next time. Helps a lot. Alright Captain America you're next, weirdest villain encounter that stands out compared to the others."

Midoriya hummed with arms crossed as he thought over his weirdest villain encounters over in the States. Something he's noticed over the years is that when it came to Quirks, for some reason it felt as if those in the States were much more catastrophic and combat-oriented than those he would find in Japan. Ranging from a villain with the ability to create high powered air bursts that can implode and destroy the structural integrity of an entire building, and another who could transform into a giant rolling wrecking ball that was near impossible to stop once it started moving. Sure they weren't on the disastrous levels that were Shigaraki and All For One but when they caused mayhem, MAYHEM, they did in fact cause. It would be a lot easier if Star and Stripe were still alive. But then again if it wasn't a destructive Quirk, it was an oddball one.

"Okay I remember one." Midoriya started. "This was by far the weirdest villain encounter I've had, but it wasn't really a villain. There was this lady who one day decided that she was going to try and rob a bank, so the alarm's sound and heroes get called in you know the deal. I get there, I barge in thinking I'm about to come face to with somebody who's potentially armed and dangerous right? I'm thinking this person might have a gun or a weapon or a dangerous Quirk whatever, in my head I have the idea that this person isn't a safe person to be around. So I go in there, I THOUGHT I was prepared for what's about to happen, but I wasn't because when I go in the bank there's no robber inside. There's no person flailing a gun with a mask over their head and a bag for money.

Instead, you know what I find? I find the smallest puddle of pink goop just sitting on the floor with an empty duffel bag beside it. At first I thought it was gum that somebody had stepped on, but when I got close I realized it was moving it was like bouncing up and down almost as if it was breathing in a sort. I get close enough to the point where it turns around, and there's eyes! The pink goop was the robber!"

"Goop?" Yaoyorozu asked with an amused look. "The goop was holding up a bank?"

"Yeah I know it's crazy huh? And it's not like there was anything dangerous about it either, it wasn't corrosive or dangerous to touch it was just goop. So then this goop starts yelling at me, telling me oh this bank is being held up people are gonna get hurt if I don't leave they need the money otherwise face the consequences, that type of stuff. There was no point in even fighting with them because all it took was scooping them up into my hand, putting them in a small cage and that was it. Eventually the goop turned back into a woman once they put it in a cell. I have NEVER, come across an encounter so weird and so bizarre since then it was strange."

"Oh I've had a bizarre encounter recently." Uraraka shared. "It was erm, some guy who claimed himself to be a vampire or something and he had a sort of hearts theme going on. I dunno he was really weird, kept striking a bunch of weird poses too. Yaoyorozu?"