Crystal:
*teleports the princess*
"Welcome, princess of Barkingburg."
Princess:
"Where the heck am I?"
Crystal:
"As close to Ryder as you can imagine, yet so far away from him."
*grins*
"This is my point zero. This temple is literally everywhere and nowhere."
Princess:
"The fuck you mean?"
Crystal:
"I am the author. I am the one who made Ryder come to you. I was the one who made him accept that he was dragged around your castle. I made him tell you about Scrios plans and I could erase you right now if I really wanted to. But sadly I can't. Not yet."
Princess:
*gets scared*
"W-Why am I here?!"
Crystal:
"Because I say so. Oh and I am supposed to to ask you questions."
Princess:
"Questions?"
Crystal:
"Yes. I see you are not aware... how sad... I can tell you, this life you are living is nothing more than a story. A story I have the full control over. I created everything you see, feel, touch, hear, smell. Your castle, Ash Grove, Scrios, Lily and every other person you know, is my creation."
(I still do not own Paw Patrol. Just putting that out there)
Princess:
"Can I go back after this?"
Crystal:
"Sure, I actually don't care."
*calls up private message*
"First question: Why are you obsessed with Ryder?"
Princess:
"I am not obsessed. Akira is just keeping Ryder away from me. She is brainwashing him."
*crosses arms*
Crystal:
*Rolls eyes*
"Did you kill his brother so he would be closer to you?"
Princess:
"Scrios was an asshole. Not saying more than that."
Crystal:
*eye twitches*
"Did you really need his help or was it your plan to try get him closer to you? I am guessing it refers to your visit at Ash Groves castle."
Princess:
"Well... I tried to get him out of Akira's claws. I needed some excuse to get close to him to let my necklace do the rest."
Crystal:
*still trying to keep the calm*
"Okay... Do you even care that he doesn't like you?"
Princess:
"What?"
Crystal:
"He doesn't like you. Your reaction?"
Princess:
"See? Akira brainwashed him into thinking that he likes her!"
Crystal:
"SHUT UP!"
*breathes heavily in anger*
"Let's just go to the next question."
*Takes a deep a breath*
"Do you have some special power?"
Princess:
"I do not. I am a regular human. My necklace is magical tho. I don't know what it is made of, but I know it allows me to see someones real face."
Crystal:
"What if your necklace only shows you a persons real face, because you see them this way? What if your own pride is blocking its magic, because you aren't open for every truth there is?"
*goes into philosophy mode*
"There is no real truth. Your truth is that Ryder loves you? Well, Ryders truth may be that he loves Akira instead of you."
Princess:
"Was that another question?"
Crystal:
"Nah. More like a shower thought you can think of. The actual question is: oh wait, I'll take this one from you."
*makes the princess deaf*
"What is your main purpose in this story? to sabatoge? Actually, I don't know yet. Or rather, I don't want any spoiler here."
*pauses and thinks*
.
.
.
"Fuck it. The princess didn't kill Scrios herself, she has hired someone for that. But y'all know how Ryders emotions raged inside his soul and mind. Our little miss princess is gonna be in for a rude awakening if Ryder ever gets the chance to face her."
*takes deafening curse from the princess*
"You can leave now princess."
*opens portal*
Princess:
"Finally. Since you claim to have full control of... my life... could you please make Ryder fall in love with me?"
Crystal:
"That's it!"
*pushes princess through"
"Finally! I don't even know why I did this to myself"
YOU ARE READING
Paw patrol one-shots
Short StoryThe title says it all. I might do some smut-shots, but only on request and the characters will be aged up. Y/n will be female, as I feel more comfortable writing it. Currently under editing until I get more ideas.
