LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

Erulasses date

Erulasse is online
Faramir is online

At mirkwood

Erulasse: see you later Thrandy! Going on a date!

Thrandy: why don't you have the date here? I could give you a fabulous five course dinner. A wardrobe change, and evening in the moonlight!

Erulasse: that sounds lovely-

Faramir: the dwarves agreed that they would cook for us. You'll b next!

Thrandy: *gasps* GAH! NO ONE HAS CHOSEN THE DWARF OVER ME!

Erulasse: don't look at me this was Faramirs idea! Well come if it fails.

At erebor

Thorin: welcome! Please sit and dine with me while my nephews, bombur and Lady Eowyn-

Faramir: She's going to help cook?????? O_O

Thorin: I know but I promised her she could.

Erulasse: oh come on it can't be that bad!

They bring out the trays and platters as Erulasse and Faramir squeeze hands out of fear.

Eowyn: our first course is my specialty-

Couple: *muttering* not the soup not the soup....

Eowyn: my Stew! *hands bowls out* go on! Eat!

Thorin: *sips and gags* well it's truly something...

Couple: *give it to the doggys* absolutely delicious!

Eowyn: really?

Erulasse: why don't you give some to the people?

Eowyn: okay! *gives stew to the people*

Bombur: now for my special chicken!

Faramir: maybe it won't be all that bad....

Erulasse: it looks.... Yummy?

They take a bite as they fight hard to swallow it being really salty.

Faramir: *chugs water* is this a special- *coughs* seasoning?

Bombur: just the simple salt and pepper!

Erulasse; well thank you for the meal-

Kili: wait there is more! DESSERT!

Faramir; now we're talking!

Erulasse: I'm not getting my hopes up.....

Faramir: *takes a bite of the pie that has whipped cream on it and gags* what's the secret ingredient??

Fili: SHAVING CREAM! :D

Kili: from uncle thorins cabinet!

Dwarves: DO YOU SHAVE???

Thorin: I don't know guys do you shave? *raise eyebrows*

Erulasse: awkward.

Faramir: well really must be going! Thank you for the lovely meal! *drags Erulasse to mirkwood*

Thrandy: well? *smirks*

Couple: WE LEARNED OUR LESSON!

Thrandy: it's quite alright. *pulls out pink sparkly wand* BIBBITI BOBBITI BOO!

Erulasse was dressed in the media section beautifully while Faramir wore a white tunic with gold lining khaki pants and black leather boots. The violin played as they waltzed around the room spinning and twirling. The rest of the evening was spent walking her home under the moonlight.

Erulasse: goodnight

Faramir: goodnight my love *kisses*

The end