Oh gollum.....

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by Toilken4Life

by Toilken4Life

(Lol this kinda of an inspiration from the last chat and doctor who)

Gollum: *knocks on Sauromans door*!

Sauroman: come in!

Gollum: I need help....

Sauroman: with?

Gollum: I need a love life.

Sauroman: okay then..... Well you can drink this! Who do you wanna fall in love with??

Gollum: hmmnnnn..... Eowyn will do....

Sauroman: here ya go!

Gollum: *drinks* ALAS MY FAIR LADY AWAITS! GOLLUM AWAAAAY!

*edoras*

Eowyn sits and brushes her hair

Eowyn: brush brush brush!

Gollum: oh the valar.....your hotter than a summers day! *lovesick sigh*

Eowyn: O_O are you drunk?

Gollum: DRUNK ON LOOOOOOVE!

Eowyn: well you see... I'm flattered-

Gollum: good we can ride into the sunset!

Eowyn: no! Not yet! You see...,

Grima: I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER FIRST!

Gollum: I LOVE HER WAY MORE THAN YOU DO!

Eowyn: it doesn't help that none of you are attractive.....

Grima/Gollum: *gasp* HURTFUL!

Eowyn: it's true tho.

Orc1: are you my mummy?

Orc2: mummyyyyyy

Eowyn: er mah gerrrrd. DOCTOR WHO WOOP WOOP!

They begin to close in on them with there fingers reaching long.

Grima: *high pitch scream* WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Gollum: THANKS FOR CLARIFYING!

Eowyn: welp. It's been real.... But SEE YA! *jumps off cliff and onto eagle*

At that moment orcs came marching in robotically as they began to souround them Grima and Gollum both jump off and land in a tree as they hid from the orcs.

Gollum: if I die.... I will die loving you!

Grima: stay tuned for part 2!