LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

DOUBLE DATE #5

This for samwise_gamgee and myself

Sam Rosie Angel and Thorin are online

Rosie: so who's ready for the date???

Everyone: MEEEEE!

Sam: first we're gonna make some mashed potatoes for lunch!

Rosie: you know PO TA TOES. boil Em mash Em stick Em in a stew?

Angel: but of course! *whispers* I have no idea how to cook...

Thorin: I usually have servants cook for me..... We can always try....

Sam: right so me and Rosie will work on making a turkey while you guys make mashed potatoes.

Angel: *looks at huge pile of potatoes* um don't you think that's too much potatoes?

Rosie: you can never have too much potatoes.

Boromir: one does not simply have too many potatoes

Thorin: okay then.... We don't know how to cook...

Sam: *gasp* you mean you don't know how to cook the best side dish in the world ?

Rosie: don't worry they'll figure it out

(Sam and Rosie)

Sam: right so... How do we cook a turkey?

Rosie: well we pluck it and then wash it and we stick it in the microwave and then TADA!

Sam: ok so let's start from step one... Where's the chicken?

Rosie: *runs in the street and grabs chicken* got it.

Sam: now how do we kill it?

Rosie: you chop its head off.

Sam: so much for a romantic setting... *chops chickens head off.*

Rosie: I really don't care what we do as long as I'm with you

Sam: same my love. Same.

Rosie: now what do we do?

Sam: well we have to pluck it off....

Rosie: *takes vacuum and sucks feathers* like this?

Sam: yep! Now we wash it *washes it*

Rosie: then we stick it in the microwave! *sticks in microwave*

S&R: TADA! *takes it out*

Sam: how long do you think a chicken is supposed to be cooked?

Rosie: I dunno maybe 30 seconds?

Sam: it's been 5 minutes

Rosie: it's probably burnt! *cuts a piece for both of them* 123!

They both taste and throw it up in the sink.

Rosie: what do we do?

Sam: we could just.... Season it?

Rosie: yes!salt and pepper will work! *puts a load full of salt and pepper*

Sam: we have to hurry! There gonna be ready in half an hour!

(Meanwhile with Angel and Thorin)

Thorin: so... Uh how does Sam do it?

Angel: idk I'm usually with u when I eat....

Thorin: well we have to skin the potatoes.....

Angel: like this? *gets a saw machine and skins the potatoes*

Thorin: O_O perfect... Now we boil them... *puts potatoes in pot and sets a high fire*

Angel: mash em! *gets a log and mashes them together*

Thorin: stick Em in a stew! *pours it in a pot*

The potatoes go in and they are lumpy and soggy.

Angel: well..... No cook is perfect...

They both taste and gag and swallow it down

Angel: well.... It certainly is..... edible......

Thorin: let's put some of this fire seasoning.... *dumps if all over potatoes*

Angel: well I suppose it will have to do...

They all meet up as they sit down for a picnic in the shire....

Sam: how's the cooking?

Thorin: a bit of a challenge but it's certainly edible

Rosie: yes we hope you can deal with our... Skills....

They begin to eat and soon they're gagging.

Angel: let's just order shire service...

Sam: agreed.

Soon enough Eowyn comes with horses and a whole cart of food.

Eowyn: shire service!

Sam: oh no.

Angel: you have got to be kidding me....,

Thorin: let's hope we can survive.,,

Rosie: *does sign of the cross* 

Eowyn: oh hey guys! I brought you guys some of my famous stew! :D

Everyone: *groans inwardly*

Thorin: your cooking is certainly.... *gets a whole bunch of mashed potatoes in his mouth.

Angel: *mutters* don't say anything you'll regret...

Eowyn: well aren't you going to eat my stew!?

Everyone: *takes a tentative sip and tries not to gag* 

Sam: thank you..*eats mashed potatoes*

Rosie: oh.. Yes and would you mind telling us what was in that... Stew?

Eowyn: oh some potatoe skins... Some chicken feathers, chicken eyes,  chicken brain-

Thorin: *very green looking* I think I'm gonna be sick! *hurls*

Sam: me too! *breathes fire* what did you put in the mashed potatoes?

Angel: fire seasoning?

Sam: I feel like a dragon *breathes fire* I AM FIREEEE I AMMMMM DEATH!

After they were all better they went to Bilbos for dinner. After dinner they go for a moonlight. Stroll

(Angel and Thorin)

Angel: even though we had quite the cooking expierence it was quite cooking.

Thorin: we did learn something though.

Angel: what?

Thorin: if you can't cook let someone else do the cooking.

Angel: *kisses* agreed. And never order shire service. 

(Sam and Rosie)

Sam: thanks for spending the day with me

Rosie: your welcome *smiled shyly*

Sam: *hands flowers* these are for you to make up for today

Rosie: I had a blast! I got to hang out with Samwise the Brave! What more could I possibly ask for?

Sam: I'm so lucky to have you

Rosie: me to Sam. Me too. But you have to promise me that we will take cooking classes soon

Sam: *laughs* I promise

The end